bald headed daddy

the father of a spoiled girl who always gets what she wants

"i really want a new chanel purse"
"just go ask your bald headed daddy"

by minionluvr288 April 7, 2022

bald head island

wonderful place with no cars. Very snoby and if you dont have money a) you wont make it over b) you wont be able to stay anywhere c) NOT for white trash mainly just one big white ppl only country club!

bald head island is great for rich white people

by kyle April 6, 2005

Bald Headed Champ

That undefeated super power you have inbetween your legs that when in action regardless of religion stands out in the crowd with his bald head and just laps up victory after every round with the female beef curtains or loves to be beaten around the head by a five knuckle shuffle.

I've just gone a round with the Bald Headed Champ and lost a packet!

by Phinbarr January 13, 2009

bald headed hermit

Noun, Slang term for penis, usually used in the form of a euphamism rather than plain speech

"Do you want to meet my bald headed hermit?"
"I was kissing the bald headed hermit and he spat at me!"

by DesignerGuy December 4, 2005

Bald headed bitch

Someone who is bald, balding, or should be snatched bald because they don’t know how to act. They often times have no common sense, courtesy, or home training. Typically men near or in their 30s that need to get it together.

Girl, have you seen Brandon?

No girl, what happened?
Oh nothing. Him and Riter are just a bunch of bald headed bitches, trying it as usual.

by Messyqueen February 26, 2020

bald headed miner

an erection. Plain and simple.

John pulls a fitty, takes her back to his flat and introduces her to his 'bald headed miner'.

by Cecil Squeezepipe October 3, 2011

Bald Head Island

wonderful place where you drive golf carts, and look at the stars. Small island with great people.

The stars were bright over on Bald Head Island

by happpyhappy12345 December 3, 2017