bait-and-switch baby

Your friend's children who are so well behaved and perfect, it lulls you into thinking parenthood is easy and into having one of your own-- which will inevitably be very, very misbehaved.

Don't let Larry and Rory's new bait-and-switch baby fool you, you're not ready to have kids!

by photojenna June 30, 2008

Bait and Switch

To start flirting and spending more time with a boy or girl just to get to know that person's friends more. Then, going out with one of that person's friends instead of the person him/herself.

I though John was really into me, but he just used me to hook up with my friend Kara. John just pulled the old Bait and Switch on me.

by Aamoldini February 26, 2009

bait and switch

during the act of intercourse from the rear, the man fakes an orgasm by spitting on her back, and then letting her have it in the face once she turns around.

i gave that whore the bait and switch when i blew my muck in her grill!

by stueyscott July 3, 2005

bait and switch

When you are at a dive bar (TG) and nobody is dancing, you get on the juke box and play some ass slappin hooker music...Some skanks feel the vibe and go dance...next song...completely different making the dirty girls feel weird.

Juke Box- Buttons by pussy cat dolls Theresa-"Ohhhh here they come!"
Skanks- (Dancing slutty like)
Hanna- "Dibs"
Juke Box- Benny & the Jetts- Elton der
Skanks- (Scamper off the floor all hot mess like)
Theresa, Hanna, Travis- "Ha Ha, silly trix, you just got the bait and switch"

by Carl H. Brutananadilewski February 28, 2009

Bait and switch

When you know a person of the opposite gender who is a catch, but you want to do a buddy a solid, and arrange to meet said person only to "randomly" find your buddy at the same place, and quickly leave after feigning an emergency.

Stephanie is such a catch, but I'm already in a relationship. She'd be perfect for Paul though. I think I'll call her up for drinks and then bait and switch her.

by Ay-Ay-Rahn June 16, 2019

bait and switch

The dirtiest of tricks. This takes place when you're engaging in intercourse with a woman, preferably from behind. You instruct her to let you know when she's about to orgasm. As soon as she tells you that she's going to orgasm, you push her off the bed onto the floor.

You: "Tell me when you're going to cum."
Her: "Ok"...a while later "I'm going to cum"
You: Push her onto the floor. You just pulled the bait and switch...Laughter ensues.

by Chris D. January 23, 2008

Bait and Switch

One of the more common forms of shitposting. A video with something on the cover that will make you click on it. (eg. an anime girl in a bikini) Then the actual video is a shitpost, usually making fun of you for being a horny bastard or sudden ear rape.

Guy 1: Did you see the new video someone posted in #nsfw? I heard it's really saucy.
Guy 2: It's just a bait and switch. I was expecting boobs but instead got my ears blown off by Scout from TF2.

by weakspaget February 5, 2022