person 1: here's the assignment.
person 2: it was due two months ago...
person 1: oh yeah , sorry i wasn't feeling like it.
person 2: ugh, that's so bailey sarian of you.

Bailey Sarian by razzledazzleandshit July 7, 2021

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Bailey Slack

The human form of cancer.
When she is added to an environment, it begins to destroy itself. People begin to create reasons to leave, excuses to escape the ensuing destruction of Joy. And all who attended the event, are shunned for a period. A "chemo Bailey away" therapy.

Phil: Yeah, it was awesome till the bailey slack heard about it...
Heather: Gahh! What did you do??
Phil: To save us all from Chemo, we all hid. For 2 hours, we hid.

Bailey Slack by globman January 30, 2014

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Bail Seeds

Setting yourself up to smoothly bail on future plans by subtly planting fake obstacles that may potentially hinder your involvement in said plans. Once you use that obstacle to bail (usually at the last minute), your seeds have fully blossomed.

NICK: "You're still coming to the club tonight right?"
AUSTIN: "That's the plan...I have keep an eye on my email though because my boss might give me some work, but I should be good."
NICK: "Dude. Get your bail seeds out of my fucking face."

Bail Seeds by og_mateo91 September 28, 2015

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bailey stagl

A girl that most likely thinks the world revolves around her she’s incompetent of a relationship and post sad shit on her story even tho her life is perfect. (Probably used an n word once or twice

“ Oh my gosh stfu, nobody likes you your such a bailey stagl

bailey stagl by Statistical.thot10010 February 11, 2019

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