baconed

This a non-food word; refers to your current high state. Used to described how high / stoned you really are.

I'm soo baconed right now." "Lets get baconed." "That blunt got be baconed." "'Tryin to blaze?, 'No, I'm chill; already baconed.'

by bay650area September 11, 2011

Baconed

A person who makes a half-arsed attempt to do something on behalf of an fellow colleague, but royally screws it up making more work for everyone. Usually accompanied by extreme denial and teflon coated sloping shoulders.

a: "Gary, did you sort out that kidney transplant for tomorrow?"
g: "Nah, but I managed to win a game on Fifa, hows the dialysis going?"
a: "I'm going to die, you've Baconed me!!"

by FormerSmurf October 3, 2014

Backboard

The part of the basketball hoop that the ball hit before the hoop

My friend broke the backboard of his basketball hoop

by Rollerskatingqueen July 19, 2016

Over The Backboard

When the ejaculate from your self-induced orgasm sails beyond the tissue/napkin/jizz rag and lands somewhere else.

Guy #1: "Hey dude, what's that white stain on your coffee table?"

Guy #2: "Dammit, I was jackin-off on the couch last night- I must have shot it over the backboard".

by heyhobobbyjoe July 19, 2010

No Backbone

A true example of a coward, One who often backs out of things and rarely shows they have any balls; you can also refer to someone with no backbone as a pile of goop (if any human didn't really have a backbone, they would simply be a pile of goop)

ME: Hey, can you go upstairs and get my keys?
brother: NO I CANT I'LL BE LATE FOR MY HOT DATE!!!
ME: Aww, you have no fucking backbone

father: Son, are you gunna go on the roller coaster?
son: No! I'm too afraid. I'm gunna go on the kitty roller coaster.
father: Son, you my friend have no backbone

sergeant: WHERES PRIVATE WILSON!
private no.2: Umm, he went home sergeant. He had asthma.
sergeant: Wilson just had no backbone the coward.

ME: YOU DIDN'T GO UP TO HER AND GET HER NUMBER? KID SHE WAS DIGGIN' YOU...YOU HAVE NO BACKBONE

by Richard A. Nuzzo March 29, 2010

boston backboard

while in the sitting position or on their knees holding a measuring cup in their mouth by the handle. the male shoots a load of cum off the females forehead head and into the measuring cup.

the boston backboard is like playing basketball in bed.

by allen bak February 22, 2008

The Backboard

(n.) The process of slamming your partner's head against the backboard of your bed, so as to knock him/her out.

So I was having sex with my girlfriend, and it was so awkward, because she woke up, but it was cool, I gave her the backboard and it all worked out.

by Shoeless October 17, 2005