Baby seal 

When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"

Mike "baby sealed" that bitch and took her back to his cave

Baby seal by Jephjeff January 3, 2020

baby seal 

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.

When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.

baby seal by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Baby Seal 

Underage girl.

No baby seals allowed.

Baby Seal by That One Joe August 28, 2011

dead baby seal 

it happens when you divide by zero

Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.

dead baby seal by godofbc January 20, 2011

clubbing the baby seal

male masturbation

i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting

clubbing the baby seal by snow4fun April 6, 2011

baby seal in french

Bad Word funny haha

" hehe baby seal in french"

"Oh thats bebe phoque"

baby seal in french by dietrash May 24, 2021

Baby seal treatment 

As in clubbing baby seals to death.

Those rioters deserve the baby seal treatment.

Baby seal treatment by princeofd 666 June 3, 2016