sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower 

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.

"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"

sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

you make the baby Jesus cry 

something some one says when they are shocked at what you just said

Dead Baby jokes.
Racial Jokes.
MILF Jokes.
Jesus Jokes.
(Man 1)how do you stop a baby from cawling around in circles.
(Man 2) How.
(Man 1) You Nail the other hand down.
(Man 2) That is so fucked up, you make the baby Jesus Cry.

you make the baby Jesus cry by Crispy6983 May 18, 2006

6 pound 7 ounce baby jesus

The exact weight that Talladega Nights acter Will Ferrell perfers his Jesus to be when saying grace.

"Dear 6 pound 7 ounce baby Jesus..."

"I like to think of Jesus as wearing a tuxedo tee shirt. That way it says im serious but I like to party"

others may like him as a carpenter, reborn, crucified, in all his glory etc etc.

6 pound 7 ounce baby jesus by Igotitallwrong October 1, 2007

thank Sweet Baby Jesus

A slightly more colorful and Southern way of saying "Thank God!"

Thank sweet baby Jesus my parents are too technophobic to use Facebook.

My last exam is over, thank sweet baby Jesus.

thank Sweet Baby Jesus by revolution724 November 13, 2011

make baby jesus cry 

To engage in a spot of bashing the bishop, wanking, onanism, tossing off. Masturbation.

When I touch myself where it feels funny, it makes baby Jesus cry...

make baby jesus cry by demonaunt April 28, 2005

Give birth to baby jesus 

Backing out a huge turd, the type that leaves you breathless afterwards

I just gave birth to baby jesus, felt like heaven afterwards

Gotta go, need to give birth to baby jesus

Give birth to baby jesus by Stinky Jesus May 20, 2021

Jesus baby 

When your girlfriend who wont have sex with you is miraculously impregnated.

Guy 1: A fool, I see your lady's bump, ata boy. Guy 2: Well, we havent even done it, guess its a Jesus baby.

Jesus baby by M.S.B. July 29, 2011