asstart

Similiar to asshat.

John, you just ate a whole jar of mayonaise. John, you are such an asstart!

by Exposo July 2, 2006

asstard

A mentally ill donkey

Did you see me riding that asstard a few days ago? it nearly ran into a tree!

by Allie December 29, 2003

Asstard

A retard and/or bastard that smells.

Dude Elijah Wood is such an asstard.

by ManEatingButt February 26, 2019

asstard

1. An insult used by John Ly to verbally inflict pain in others. A combination of the words ass and retard.

That Albert Fall, he's one asstard

by John Ly October 22, 2003

asstard

the act of being asstarted-(adj.)to be an ass hole yet seemingly retarted at the same time
to put out asstardery

"dude, why are you mooning people through my car window? your such an asstard!!!!!!

by OldGregger17 June 29, 2009

Astard

1) An Astard is what a b-ist calls a Bastard. People who do not appreciate the letter B will use the term astard.
2) Somebody who has a retarded arse.

I hate my astard

by TheSoloSaint April 21, 2011

astaria

A strikingly beautiful freckled young goddess with long curly dark hair. She is a noble big sister and friend to all, unless you touch her, in which she will growl at you and attack you with her mad juggernaut rugby skills. The sister of Chuck Norris's best friend.

Hey don't touch me!!!!
Sorry, you don't have to be such an Astaria.

by mr,badger hoadger September 24, 2016