Mother****er, I'm awesome, no, you're not, dude, don't lie
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother****er, I'm awesome, I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
You know my pants sag low, even though
That went out of style like ten years ago
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle
And lyrically I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous, feel the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest
Oh yes, the girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
I'm as nervous as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zits
Plus my whole home-aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this it's 'cause my little sister wrote it
I'm awesome, I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride
I'm awesome, a quarter of my life gone by
And I met all my friends online
Mother****er, I'm awesome, I will run away from a brawl
I'm awesome, there's no voicemail, nobody called
I'm awesome, I can't afford to buy eight-balls
And I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
You know my pants sag low, even though
That went out of style like ten years ago
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple
I got little biceps, getting fatter in the middle
And lyrically I'm not the best
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet
So preposterous, feel the awesomeness
The most obnoxious guest up at the sausage-fest
Oh yes, the girls are repulsed
So I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult
I'm as nervous as my cat Ol' Dirty Curtis
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased
Me? I'll never date an actress, got too many back zits
Plus my whole home-aroma is cat piss
Every show I do is poorly promoted
And if you like this it's 'cause my little sister wrote it
by xXDeathAngel666Xx September 6, 2011
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by DreamSMP definitions April 20, 2021
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Describing a thing: Some thing that is ultra great, or epic.
Describing a thing: Some thing that is ultra great, or epic.
Ex1:
Person 1:HOLY CRUD. THAT GUY SCORED THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN!
Person 2: HE IS FREAKING AWSOM.
Ex2:
The Awsom fox quickly jumped over the lazy dog.
Person 1:HOLY CRUD. THAT GUY SCORED THE WINNING TOUCHDOWN!
Person 2: HE IS FREAKING AWSOM.
Ex2:
The Awsom fox quickly jumped over the lazy dog.
by Jovantheawsom December 2, 2009
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4. that guy Steven, Wickedly awsome!
by The Funky April 16, 2007
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The description of how incredibly awsome something is.
The term 'Awsomesauce' is only to be used on things that are -extremely- awsome beyond all otherwords (read: not just awsum or awshumm).
The incorrect use of this word automatically labels you as a square, resulting in public redicule of your person and a destroyed sense of pride.
A commonly used antonym of this word is the effective lamesauce.
The term 'Awsomesauce' is only to be used on things that are -extremely- awsome beyond all otherwords (read: not just awsum or awshumm).
The incorrect use of this word automatically labels you as a square, resulting in public redicule of your person and a destroyed sense of pride.
A commonly used antonym of this word is the effective lamesauce.
by Lady Hitlar July 14, 2007
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