St. Augustine Apple Toss

When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.

After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.

The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.

Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.

John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.

Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.

by Grinnell March 31, 2008

Augustine Bowden

A person who scrapes into conversations but chin first, dragging his giant hunchback in tow

Did you see Augustine bowden today?

Yes his hunchback was seen from the Hubble telescope

by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020

Saint Emo-Augstine

A type of grass that grows throughout the Southeast. This grass is so emo and very rare it cuts itself.

Your grass is so Saint Emo-Augstine it cuts itslef.

by Therussel September 11, 2007

St Augustine

Nation's oldest city. Historic, beautiful, tourist-y... gorgeous beaches, bayfront, historic buildings, "hauntings", ghost tours, horse and carriage, Casa Monica, Flagler College.

St Augustine is also known as St. Auggie doggie!

by Saridavis October 17, 2008

St augustines

A school well known for black student in Blackbrook, St.Helens.

'Hey, i went too St augustines yesterday, i saw this guy called Josh green, he's so black.'

by Lewis heaton February 25, 2010

FABIAN AUGUSTIN

200-Year-old filmmaker, big vampire tingz innat 🧛🏿, World-renowned Titty milk connoisseur🤱 and fruit loops🦒 specialist. Also known for hosting underground racing tournaments with his adopted son Tod 🏎️, Together they Conquer both the Film and NASCAR industry.

👹😈vai vraer ar it'rs 'k aesae'r, t'rko 'k var'k taeqo 'g vai klaerso aervlaedokt. Tlo uaerbad avk'ar 't rak kadvrokorv uaerb🔮👹 ~ Fabian Augustin

by That negro22282 October 12, 2020

Saint Augustines

Lowest percentage of future dole-bludgers in Cairns along with the highest percentage of future doctors. Could single-handedly give Australia the strongest economy in the world if it wasn't for the reject schools like Trinity Bay, Woree and Smithfield causing Cairns to have the most crime and longest lines at centrelink on a Tuesday morning. Often referred to as 'gay' by the fuckwits at other schools when in fact you could get spit-roasted by two abo's any day of the week at Cairns High.

Slave 1: How is our slave-master so rich?
Slave 2: Because he went to Saint Augustines.
Slave 3: And we only went to Trinity Bay.
Saints Man: I didn't pull you out of the centrelink line to converse with each other! Now please continue to attend to the plethora of tasks I have set for you including the picking of the cotton.
Slaves 1, 2 & 3: Yes master.
Saints man: St. Marcellin Champagnat
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints Man: Mary our good mother
Slaves: Pray for us
Saints man: And may we always remember
Slaves: To keep working
Saints Man: And
Slaves: Boost the economy
All: Amen

by Bumhole annihilator June 2, 2022