assumption parish

a parish in southern louisiana about 70 miles west of new orleans where everyone assumes they live in a town, even though 72% of the parish is unincorpirated. about 25,000. 90% of the population lives along bayou lafouche or nearby nieghborhoods, 9% live in pierre part, a town literally in the middle of nowhere, and the other 1% live in the dumpster behing assumption high school, or permenantly loiter pop-n-go's. i would not recommend living here unless you enjoy being bored all the time and enjoy economic inconvience.

Peter: Where do you live?

Josh: Assumption parish

Peter: Where is that?

Josh: On the other side of Thibodaux, Morgan City, Donaldsonville, the place nobody ever goes because theres no reason at all to come here.

Peter: Oh I'm sorry

by datkidkidlolseeme December 12, 2010

Assumptivitis

The uncontrollable need to make assumptions

Bob has a chronic case of assumptivitis, he's always makingbad assumptions.

by Mental Ward Publishing January 23, 2009

assumptious

A person who makes assumptions.

Stop being so assumptious!

by Modern Shakespear December 23, 2018

Mighty Assumptions

Assuming that someone is gay or bi-sexual based on little or no evidence.

Person 1: i bet that guy over there's gay. I just have a feeling for these things.

Person 2: What makes you arrive at these Mighty Assumptions?

by Amelia&Hattie April 17, 2010

group-hug acquaintance-assumption

Refers to da naively-accepting "separate and equal" belief of both members of a couple dat da third person who has smilingly approached them and gleefully collared them in a huge mutual squeezy arms-around is known to da other member of said couple; i.e., da guy assumes dat da lady is a friend of this other guy who is hugging them, or da lady assumes dat her guy knows da other chick who is feeling a;; warm 'n' snuggly dat day.

If you're "feeling all huggy-lovey-dovey" at a certain time and thus are wanting to just randomly employ yer "Don Juan maneuver" on cute couples whom you meet on da street or in da park, you may indeed be permitted to do so even if you aren't already acquainted wif either of the people in da couples, since in many cases da two "Romeo-routine" recipients will both likely just form da group-hug acquaintance-assumption --- i.e., each bowled-over-wif-humungous-cuddles person in da couple will just figger dat da other person already knows you from past encounters, when in fact you are just indiscriminately "harvesting a snuggle" from random folks.

by QuacksO February 21, 2020

assumption

You don't want to make an assumption because you will be and ASS-and your-UMP- will-TION- you

You will think a little harder before you make another assumption.

by Chris h to hissy h July 1, 2005

no assumption

a band who you cant really put a finger on their genre.
they think their the best and have obnoxious attitudes and large egos but the sound they create is loose and crap.
the vocals have a weird sound(much like dying cats)
and overall they sound cliche and suck.
most of the members are deadbeats going nowhere.

ashton- OMG GUYS WE ARE SO AWESOME LETS GO GET DRUNK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ALL THE GIRLS WANT ME AND BOYS TOO
zane- I KNOW GUYS IM SOOO COOL I SAID BINGE DRINKING WAS BAD AND I'D NEVER DO IT BUT LOOK AT ME NOW. IM SO HOT WITH MY AFRO
ASHTON- YEAH RANGA PRIDE. SO HOT.
ALL-
NO ASSUMPTION R0000000LZZZZZZ

by off-tha-wall October 22, 2008