Assology

The study of the ass proper. Most men are students of this discipline.

Assology is best studied in the summer having drinks on a patio in a high traffic zone.

Also see Assologist.

1. When I grow up I want to study assology.

2. Do you want to go to the pub and study assology?

by gomaz July 20, 2005

Assclown McDouche

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.

Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.

by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010

Assplosion Sundae

An extremely cruel yet hilarious prank to play on somebody, where you give them a sundae and they have diarrhea so hard it almost breaks the toilet. The sundae is made like any other sundae, except it contains crushed up laxatives and crushed up stool softeners. Causing the "Victim" or "Target" to have very liquid, very forceful shits, causing them to (Sometimes) shit themselves.

Dude 1: Yo, I just gave Josh an Assplosion Sundae!
Dude 2: What's that?
Dude 1: Just watch.
Josh (Eating Sundae): Oh shit, I gotta shit HARD!! (Runs towards bathroom) Fuck! I can't hold it in! (Shit oozes out of bottom of pants)
Dude 2: Dude, that's evil, but I can't stop laughing!
Dude 1: Fuck yeah man!

by AntHill206 November 19, 2011

Assload

The average amount of weight that can be carried by an ass (or donkey) for a full day of travel.

Make sure not to overdo that assload, we have a long way to travel.

by Darth Meatloaf April 28, 2011

Asslo

Asslo is a nickname some Unordinary readers call Arlo.

"ASSLO AND REMI WILL GET TOGETHER! I SWEAR IT"

by AssloxRemi September 16, 2017

assload

A whole bunch of.

This is true except for when referring to TP in which case it is a lot less then what you might think.

Nate: Dude, bring me some TP.
Penguin: Well, how much do you need?
Nate: Are you serious? A fuck'n roll.
Penguin: We have to conserve. Al Gore, Remember.
Nate: Holy shit! I need at least three assloads, maybe four. So figure it out Penguin or I'll wipe my ass with your pillow.

by DJ Dropa Duce December 6, 2009

asselope

n: A variant of asshole. A person who exhibits asshole behavior often with intent to provoke reaction in others, then springing away.

Truant: Check it out, that guy just flipped-off that black Escalade with spinners.

Steve-o: Asselope.

by da truant July 4, 2006