Asstastic

What you say when you see someone with an ass so nice you just gotta yell something

"She got a fine ass". Tom said
"Damn straight it's asstastic!" Jim answered

by gfja November 15, 2010

asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

assfastic

a fascinnation with a large booty girl

"that fat girl is assfastic"

by playboy December 4, 2003

Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic. Bad, undesirable, unpleasant, displeasing, or abhorrent.

That restaurant is asstastic.

by Donnie Ballgame May 21, 2009

asstastic

a fine ass, comprable to an ass, smelling of fudge, pseudo pretty, well dressed, and last but not least "the term used to describe them fine bitches and ho's"

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by dre June 23, 2003

Asstastic

HAVING AN AMAZING ASS. TURNS YOU ON

Damn she's asstastic

by paginus October 25, 2011

asstastic

1. Adj. Characterized by such out-of-control trashiness it is rendered fabulous.

I have never seen anything more asstastic than when Patsy from Ab Fab lit her cigarette with the London 2012 Olympic torch.

by citimouse July 19, 2012