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white assembly tax

The extra price people pay for "luxury" goods just because they were built by white people.

The white assembly tax inspires a false confidence in quality and and an unsupported assurance that the product is the best.

The white assembly tax is confirmed to be added to the price of a product if it is made in Germany, or some other European country.

Ikea and countries formerly part Soviet Union have been known to damage the effect.
It can apply to cars, apparel, even stationary.
Aaron prided himself in his crayon set purchase knowing that the wax was shaped and dyed in Germany.

As soon as Tim saw that the stapler was made in Italy, he took an instant liking to it, even though the stapler next to it from Myanmar was 20% cheaper due to the lack of white assembly tax. The Myanmar stapler also shot lasers and made long distance calls for free.

Apple is sneaky. They affix a "Designed in California" sign to justify the price premium for their products by the white assembly tax. However, they're stuff is still made in China.
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deadstar assembly

An awesome metal/goth/industrial band from Ft.Launderdale, Florida. Their original music sounds amazing both on CD and in concert.
Deadstar Assembly owns your ass and your cereals.
by areyoudeadyet September 26, 2006
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Some Assembly Required

From flat pack furniture to cereal box toys 'some assembly required' has been the bane of men for decades if not centuries.
Also a tongue in cheek catch phrase amputees use to describe themselves.
flat pack furniture saying "Some Assembly Required" including, model kits, cereal box toys, Christmas presents for most children, shelving units, amputees
by asalbeag July 26, 2009
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school assembly

When you get to skip a lesson or 2 for teachers to talk about some dumbass shit. Like "consent" or drugs and alcohol. No-one really cares about these assemblies unless there's like a sexual saying like "cum" that the teachers say so calmly
Person 1: Yo bro we have a school assembly about consent
Person 2: I am not attending
by UltimateRizzer January 26, 2023
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The Assembly Line

A drinking game similar to flip cup where instead of drinking beer in solo cups and flipping the cup with a 3 or more people, it is a 1 on 1 race of drinking different types of shots in a row. I.E shot of bourbon, shot of whiskey, shot of vodka, shot of gin, and a shot of rum, and a shot of tequila. You don't flip the shot glass because you would not be able to because you'd be way to fucked beyond your imagination.

You're night is fucking done after you finish the assembly line. You both lose. There are no winners.
"I died after we did that fucking the Assembly Line"
by seab@$$ September 7, 2009
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Some Assembly Required

A TV SHOW with a 14 year old boy creating toys for kids and his other teen friends helping him.
Some Assembly Required
1 thing you didn't know about Piper.Piper is in love with Jarvis.
by TSM_AK June 12, 2016
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National ASSembly

haveing an assembly of hookers who take anal and try to figure out new positions
by Michael2Fichael December 27, 2007
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