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When a womans ass starts to increase in size, but instead of increasing to just be big and nasty, it does something else.
An Ass Bag retains it's upper dimensions, but increases down the leg. It appears to grow out of the upper hamstring region.
To make sure you've seen a true ass bag, just watch it move. You will see the normal ass pieces move accordingly. But the bag will show up in the last portion of the stride(look at the lower butt where it meets the hamstring) as what can only be called...Ass Bags.

The cause of an ass bag is actually the ass starting to lose it's rounded shape. It forms a tear drop and starts dropping down the legs.
http://images.inmagine.com/img/bigcheese/bcp023/bcp023010.jpg

The middle is starting in the process of gaining the status of "Ass Bag Holder" It is only starting the process.

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This version would have ass bags, but she's gained too much weight and now the bag is just her massive backyard.

Picture evidence is not common with this condition.
by The Jenkernaut October 16, 2008
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An assbag is someone who is homophobic, sexist,racist or just a total jerk,No one likes an assbag so don’t be one
Aidan was such an assbag to Tina at the party yesterday, he called her a fat gay slut.
by db63 December 5, 2017
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1)A term of endearment used to excite one's lover into a passionate frenzy.

2)The man or woman who often uses the above-mentioned term (see #1).

3)The man or woman who often falls for the above-mentioned assbag (see #2).
1)"Walk with me, my sweet assbag, through vast fields of nasturtiums, and our love will resonate for eternity."

2)Only an assbag would say "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."

3)Only an assbag would date someone who says "through vast fields of nasturtiums..."
by TGirl Rexxx June 19, 2004
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The art of ignoring the warning light in your brain that tells you what not to do.
A little assbaggery is okay as long as you don’t fuck up too big.
by Stiffy P. Syndrome December 4, 2010
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The saggy flesh below the buns that overweight middle-aged people sometimes unfortunately display.
If you have assbags, then get off your ass and excercise!
by nosaggybooty September 1, 2004
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A man whom gets a erection while looking at another man's ass. Often, this man will have a embarrassing nickname, along with a embarrassing life.
I saw Jared staring at my ass yesterday while having a boner. What a assbag!
by woeisme5000 June 13, 2006
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Somebody get the guy an assbag
by gheyfack May 1, 2010
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