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digital assassination

1. When an adversary attempts to delete any and all proof that you exist from the internets.

2. Any move that includes the pressing of the delete button in order to snuff out an opponent.

3. An act of Digital Spring Cleaning, or the recreation of Strong Bad email #20.
U.S. Representative Todd Akin's staffers, members of Steaming Warm Turdgate, performed a weak sauce move by a cowardly digital assassination attempt on primary opponent Mark Lodes. The attempt was mitigated because the Steaming Warm Turdgate members were shortsighted, and didn't realize the sheer magnitude of effort required to complete the task, and instead fell far short of total digital assassination, removing only mention of Mr. Lodes from the Todd Akin Wikipedia page. The Steaming Warm Turdgate members had failed to hack into Mark's websites, other news agencies and radio/tv stations which had reported on his candidacy, and so the conspiracy to sweep the competition under the digital rug failed almost entirely.
by King of Leon September 16, 2011
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assassinaction

The act of killing something by doing nothing at all to save its life.
I am guilty of killing all my house plants by assassinaction.
by Bophiuchus July 7, 2021
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Skype Assassination

Joining a friend's (Or enemy's) group Skype call, just to burn and humiliate them, then leaving.
Guy1: So what did you do last night?
Guy2: Oh I just did a Skype Assassination on Joe.
Guy1: Lol what did you say?
Guy2: I told everyone that Joe used to piss himself till he was 15.
Guy1: Dude that is harsh but hilarious.
by Some_Guy_Called_Monti May 8, 2015
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assassinatin'

(v) when somebody does something in fine execution or very well. Generally used in reference to jokes, fashion or dancing.
1. Wow, John practically has people falling out of their seats with his stand up routine tonight. He's assassinatin'.
2. Dang, shawty came correct today. She assassinatin' in that dress.
3. Matt was assassinatin' with that krumpin he was doin' at Kate's sweet 16. I think she was jealous of his performance.
by Kah-Toh February 11, 2009
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abe lincoln assassination

Perform the abe lincoln on your passed out girlfriend while she's on her period...then take out her tampon and fling it at her like your john walks booth
After shitting on his womans head to finish er abe lincoln...mike took aim with her dirty tampon for an attempted abe lincoln assassination
by jaymboct September 26, 2009
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Assassinator

Not an ordinary assassin, they are man or a woman (Imagine a terminator) paid to clean up the human trash. Human trash meaning those who we all hate, AKA assholes. Assassinators will not go down so easily, they are unstoppable and will terminate those bastards you hates.
Friend 1: "Hey Fred, I just hired an Assassinator just to kill you"
Fred: "Haha, it better not be like last time, like when the assassin failed to kill me"
Friend 2: "Fred don't worry about it. Assassinators never fail"
Friend 1: "They're UNSTOPPABLE"
by Gwei Lun October 4, 2009
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JFK Assassination

Sex move involving a finish with a Cum shot to the head
My girl got pissed when I gave her a JFK Assassination last night.
by The Slinger November 12, 2016
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