Armenian Cock

An uncircumcised, large, notably thick cock. Armenian guys reliably have them.

Samantha: “Hey, did you hook up with that guy Hovo from the party last night?”

Jenny: “Hehe yeah, he totally had an Armenian cock. My jaw is kind of sore now, lol.”

by Herpder May 31, 2020

Armenian conveyor belt

When a man is having sex with another man who is being penetrated by another man, who is being penetrated by another man etc, etc.

"Fine then............ forget the bride. Just a groom and his groomsmen, Armenian Conveyor Belt, bup bup bup bup"

by Hurley6178 September 3, 2014

Arsenal Transfer

When you don't do something but regret not doing it afterwards

Why did I not go out with that girl, what an Arsenal Transfer

by Legit guy June 27, 2016

Arsenip

The pain resulting from having a parnsip inserted into one's poop chute

My arsenip's playing up something terrible today.

Why?

The parsnip Barbara used to penetrate my sphincter last night was of prize winning proportions; should have stuck to the butternut squash!

by doctor brownthumb January 30, 2010

Arsenal Wiki Forums

A mistakenly worshipped forum, full of stupidity. Underaged idiots and probably cringe shitposters.
Never go into it. Just go and play around in the pages.

Arsenal wiki forums are a joke!
Cringe people in arsenal wiki forums needs to be banned!

by 100% totally not ninjadudealt May 22, 2021

Armenian Shit Whistle

During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.

Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?

Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”

by bss120 June 13, 2022

armenian multitasking

(drinking, smoking (preferably a cigarette), hood protection, phonecall's)

Hawmie, lately I've been through a lot of armenian multitasking.
Worr up big bad dawg, I'm chainsmoking up this bitch.

by HollywoodAxper June 27, 2023