st. anselm's

A small boy's school in NE DC known for its rigorous academics. Conducted by Benedictine monks, the boys are taught at a very young age to be afraid of the opposite sex and to study until their brains explode. Girls are not intimidated by their intelligence, but rather astonished at their failed attempts to socialize. Social skills do not come to "Abbey Boys" until the later years when they learn to not care. Then Kairos changes everything and it's all good once again. There will always be at least one girl from any given girls school who is unhappy with at least one Abbey Boy and at least one girl from the same school who is very happy with at least one Abbey Boy. Sports are not the Abbey Boy's forté, but they give it an honest effort every once in a while.

Catholic Schoolgirl: I went down to st anselm's and found a really cool guy!

Catholic Schoolgirl's BFFAEAEAE: Oh yeah well I hate his classmates. They said they were too good for me.

by Ruben January 19, 2005

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Anselmi

Anselmi is a typical "old" finnish name. Anselmi has thick blond hair and icy blue eyes. He is very commited to hockey and school. That's why he doesn't have time for anything else. Be careful when you fall in love with one. They might not like you back and think that you're weird. Anselmi will affect your future with any other relationships, because he is known. Everybody are his friend. Be careful. He is cold hearted

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st. anselm's

a school where the number of people who go there is fewer than the number of people who paid to see glitter.

what else really needs to be said?

by i love STA's guys anyway August 10, 2004

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st. anselm's

They have no sister school. They have no social lives. They have no athletic program. But they'll always be better than Gonzaga!

St. Albans guy: You go to what school?
St. Anselm's guy: It doesn't matter. Atleast im not a Gonzaga fag.

by God's Not Purple July 29, 2004

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Phil Anselmo

Lead singer of legendary heavy metal band "Pantera". Known for his incredibly powerful voice. Was a great front man until he became an egotistical dick head and formed like 50 thousand "side projects" none of which are half as good as Pantera. Was once looked upon as one of the gods of metal, now everyone thinks hes a moron. Lost many Canadian fans after calling them "Tree hugging faggots".

All along everyone thought that Phil Anselmo was Pantera, turned out it was just those crazy Abbott brothers. Dimebag and Vinnie Paul are Pantera. Phil is just a bitch.

by JonnySideburns June 7, 2004

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