When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.
After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.
by IroniMac December 14, 2014
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Daquain didn't buy me the right type of ice cream so I went to the club and gave him an angry hamster when I got back.
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by Nstar. March 14, 2010
Get the Angry Hollie mug.a small scottish man who is extremely tight with money, is secretly gay and has a fetish for playing with whippets nipples, and a fetish for shiting in plastic bags.
man 1. 'is (name of person) no coming out for a cast the day?'
man 2. 'na, the angry hobbit is miserable, he wont pay petrol to get here, he is probably playing with his whippet or shitting in a bag somewhere'.
man 2. 'na, the angry hobbit is miserable, he wont pay petrol to get here, he is probably playing with his whippet or shitting in a bag somewhere'.
by ravey davey October 6, 2009
Get the angry hobbit mug.An angry hobo is a sexual move in which you vomit into the anus of your partner and then anally fist them, using the vomit as a lubricant
Jeff: 'Man I was so wasted last night I was sick everywhere, but I was desperate for some backdoor action so I gave this chick an angry hobo'
Steve: 'Dats mad'
Steve: 'Dats mad'
by phatdik January 13, 2009
Get the Angry Hobo mug.The "Angry Husband" is a hard back hand shot in Ping Pong. It is called an Angry Husband because the shot is very similar to that of a man whacking some broad in the teeth.
Person 1 " Damn pulled of that angry husband today... he didn't even see it come "
Person 2 " That was prime. Looked like Steve hittin' his ho the other night "
Person 2 " That was prime. Looked like Steve hittin' his ho the other night "
by Levi is a FAG March 23, 2009
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