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boss: hey, can you file this for me?
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.
by richard2000 July 06, 2006
hypochondriac, one who fakes physical injury in order to avoid the tasks that everyone else around her is doing.
don't be such an alyson, just do it.
by deltronforce August 08, 2008
A bitchy whore.
A slutty cock sucker who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and cries when someone takes a bite out of her sandwich. Has to switch schools and thinks everyone still loves her afterwards but no one actually likes her in the first place.
A slutty cock sucker who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and cries when someone takes a bite out of her sandwich. Has to switch schools and thinks everyone still loves her afterwards but no one actually likes her in the first place.
by Extermity July 28, 2018
Alyson’s are usually very nice to begin with, but after a small amount of time they are prone to becoming a backstabber. Although not all of them do it, some even make stuff up about themselves for attention. Again not all of them do this, but some even talk about themselves negatively, not because they believe it, but because they want to show how humble they are, and want to fish for compliments.
Alyson: I’m not that cute, I dong know why you date me.
Her significant other: you Literally say this every time until you get a compliment
Her significant other: you Literally say this every time until you get a compliment
by Ysndissn August 06, 2019
A superficial, shallow, person who only cares about themselves. Looks at her/himself in the mirror every chance they get. Judge people inside and out. Who love putting people down to make themselves feel better. Talks great about themselves and terrible about others. Oh and also finds friends exboyfriends attractive
by narcson January 29, 2016
An American actress made famous for her roles on Buffy the Vampire Slayer, all 3 American Pie films, and the tv series How I met Your Mother. Considered by some, including myself to be a hottie. Not hot in the fake Hollywood type...bleached hair,big fake tits,etc.....more girl next door type.
Alyson Hannigan is a hottie.Schpladoinkle.
by E Walker May 14, 2006