Alfred

One, particulary old aged male often around age 47 who plays warcraft all day. And works part time cutting meat. Spends all his money on dank, Nicotine and clever hair cuts.
Wow we got our selfs a Master Alfred.

Alfred's new hair cut makes him look clever.

Alfred can't spell onion.
by Nelms May 01, 2008
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a name of a boy that is a e-boy but he won't admit it
Havin: You are a e-boy
Alfred: No
by Thot.hehe.eeee October 29, 2019
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When a baby unfortunatley has worn a nappy for too long and
he has had a rather runny episode that has covered not only his bottom but also his willy.
'OH LOOK AT THE POOR LITTLE FELLOW, HE'S GOT ALFREDS!!'
by salims April 17, 2008
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Alfred

Alfred is a boy’s name, but it’s also one of the world’s greatest places. It's a nightclub in Norway, and also one of the biggest.

It’s located in a place called Hønefoss (Chikenfalls), and the staff there is incredible awesome.

The party and the Dj’s are insane, and there are lots of sexy bouncer's there as well, so ladies enjoy :)
Kine: Want to have an awesome time tonight Mari?

Mari: Yeah!! , but what can we do, Norway is such a boring country Saturday nights.

Kine: Let’s go to Alfred, the bouncer there are sexy as hell, and the drinks are awesome.

Mari: Wow!! That’s true, Ho! Let’s go!
by HoLetsGo January 16, 2011
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A small and scrawny guitar player who was born after most acceptable years to become a memer. Tends to gravitate toward drugs but we don’t talk about that. Has glasses. Is really good at music but their ego is too big and makes them annoying. Might emotionally abuse with threats of suicide.
“Did you see his show?”
“Yeah, except he’s such an Alfred I was kinda fed up at the end.”
by SaladFucker January 17, 2019
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What an Alfred!
by 10799 November 23, 2016
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Alfred

Alfred is a piece of pasta :)
by Apple_601 August 30, 2022
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