Ur mom a jew

There is no way to beat this arguments. Not even the infamous "no u" can't save you if someone tells you this. Yuse this insult on anyone u downt leik and watch them die a horribly brutal death.

Mikey: "Ur dad lesbian"
Jeff: "No u"

Bordy: "Kill yourself"
Greggg: "Ur mom a jew"
*literally everyone in the world dies*

by Yeeter Boi McCullen February 15, 2019

You smell like a jew

Roccoj22 always smells like a jew

And (im ur local binman) and (a wet fart) = GOD

rocco mate you smell like a jew

by Racistnegro69 April 25, 2021

like a Jew on shrimp

An expression indicating great enthusiasm, especially if the action that is being taken is something that is forbidden or taboo.

When he was on the wagon, David went after that church wine like a Jew on shrimp.

by Chippy Chip February 26, 2008

Jew a Jew

An expression used by a Jewish person who would like to make the point that he is even cheaper than another Jewish person who is being cheap.

Hey man, can I borrow ten bucks for this pizza; I forgot my wallet at home.

Dude, you know you can’t Jew a Jew.

by liebenstein June 8, 2013

flip a jew

to freak out, about the same as acting a fool

Don't flip a jew, dad. My girlfriend's not really pregnant. I just sayin' that to fuck with yea

by Rob February 26, 2004

Burn a Jew

When a person who follows judaism smokes a joint. A reference to smoking a doobie.

We just want to chill and burn a jew!

by Yeeeeeepers212 October 6, 2011

national give a jew head day

april 18

“babe cmon it’s national give a jew head day”

by anonymous April 18, 2022