afterlife

Dave: What happens in the afterlife, teach?
Teacher: idk lol
Dave: ok
by iwouldratherdie April 19, 2022
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Afterlife Delight

Getting a handjob from a friend/person/someone in a coma. With permission of course.
P1: bro if you're ever in a coma can I get a afterlife delight?
P2: yeah bro
by mypp June 08, 2022
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Afterlife Andy

Fans of Avenged Sevenfold who only listen to their hits, such as Afterlife, and refuse to enjoy the "deep cuts". They don't enjoy any music that isn't cookie cutter.
"What's your favorite avenged song? I'm really enjoying the new album!"

"Oh it doesn't really vibe with me, but my favorite song is Afterlife!"
"So you're an Afterlife Andy then?"

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"Man, why is everyone cheering for Afterlife It's not even that good."
"Yeah, what a bunch of Afterlife Andys"
by Shane Rizzler June 01, 2023
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Afterlife Transitionism

Afterlife Transitionism is a void-compass lib-left soulist extraphysicalist hyper-ideology omni-ideology that believes that the only way to superatife death is the transition to afterlife completely, afterlife transitionism believes that extraphysicalism, Extraphysicism, Esoteric Soulism, Esoteric Anti-Deathism, Divinialism, Spiritualicism, Transcendentialism and all similar ideologies are right and the only way to win death is reaching afterlife while being alive, doing so or by reaching a high level of being or by technology, but not by classical transhumanist technologies, but by extraphysicist, divinialist, spiritualicist, soulist and even quantumist ideologies. Afterlife Transitionism is often seeing as being equal to Transcendentialism, but focusing on reaching afterlife and not a high level of being. Afterlife Transitionism believes that natural sciences cannot determine, prove or disprove the existence of afterlife, being necessary the creation of its own methods and epistemologies to determine so, such as for study anything related to the extraphysical, spiritual, esoteric, divine, occult and so on.
"Afterlife Transitionism was created as an answer to Pro-Afterlifeism, as a mean to slove all of it main problems and in order to enable humanity to also become an extraphysical society and a highly evolved society. Afterlife Transitionism often supports Monteirism politically and often sees monteirism as a good way to turn afterlife transitionism in reality."
by Full Monteirism June 02, 2021
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Afterlife

When the sun goes down (or "sunset" on tombstones), the night life begins. This is when club-hoppers frequent their favorite public places and establishments to socialize and party, usually "turned all-the-way-up" between the hours of 10 p.m. and 2 a.m. When the clubs shuts down, the night life technically comes to an end. But then the AFTER party continues at a private venue. THIS is the afterlife, where you can finally lay all your inhibitions to rest and resurrect "the real you". Where it's ON 'til the break of dawn!
Him: So, are you all in for the nite, Babygirl?
Her: Hell-to-the-naw, Daddy. Bout to get part 2 of this crackin at the Blindspot!
Him: Well, then, I guess we'll be hooking up again in the afterlife.
by Execaters June 22, 2023
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living afterlife

Life after faking one's death. This can be done with or without a new identity. This is often done to escape one's current life. Anything that happens after that event is considered a living afterlife.

Synonyms: Living off the grid
I had to fake my own death, and now I can't go back man. It's like I'm in a living afterlife!
by rmj1001 October 18, 2018
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