G.A.B.S.

Generally Acceptable Boning Standards - Although each guy has unique tastes in women, almost every guy can agree on generally acceptable standards which deem a woman worthy to have sex with.

- Even though I prefer skinny blondes, that thick brunette is definitely within G.A.B.S.

- I was so drunk last night I slept with a girl that is definitely not within G.A.B.S.

by Mofomagic January 2, 2012

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks

"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

B.A.B.S.

B.A.B.S. or Big Ass Ball Syndrome is the act of having a gigantic ball on either the right or left side. The nut in most cases is about 3 times the size of your normal everyday testical. Men who have B.A.B.S. are usually forced to walk with a limp and will more than likely suffer from back problems later in life due to the increaseed weight in the sack region. This is also commonly referred to as elephantitis or softball sack.

Note: It is extremely rare, but not unheard of to have two enormous balls in a single sack (see B.A.S.S. for more detail).

I couldn't believe it when Billy tbagged Eddie... His left nut was as big as Eddie's forehead! Billy must be gifted with B.A.B.S., his left ball is enormous!

That guys junk was huge! He must have B.A.B.S.!

by DoctorJjThomas June 15, 2011

B.A.B.S

acronym for broke ass bastard syndrome, a disease that comes with not having a job, or just spending all your money on useless shit. this disease can only be remedied by having an awesome sugar momma (or poppa) who buys stuff for you all the time (preferably an old one, so they can die and bequeath you their money)

Anna Nicole Smith had B.A.B.S. this is her testimonial:

"After i got too fat to be in playboy, my B.A.B.S really started acting up. i knew i needed a rich old sugar daddy as fast as possible. and i got one! now my B.A.B.S is cured and i have enough money to live for a long time!!"

(irony)

by Joshua Jean December 24, 2008

D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

Double anal balls deep butt sex with black dudes. A definite 10 on the gay scale.

Even that super gay can't handle the D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

by Jack the Vagina Ripper July 24, 2010

R.A.B.S

an acronym meaning Raging Anal Butt Sex.

other acryonyms include C.R.A.B.S-Crazy raging Anal Butt sex.

S.C.R.A.B.S-Super Crazy Raging Anal Butt Sex

P .S.C.R.A.B.S- painful Super Crazy Raging Anal Butt Sex

dude i just had some r.a.b.s with my bitch yesterday, it was the shit.

by Arab metamorphisis May 24, 2008

S.A.B.(Satan At Beecroft)

One of the most necrotic, foul and depraved organizations ever to have been created. This organization, starting out in the deceptively quiet suburb of Beecroft, has a 20 year history, as of 2007. The tenets of S.A.B. or Satan At Beecroft include brutality to an extreme degree, hate, metal music appreciation and reviewing, good food, and various social experiences including going to metal concerts.
The members of the organization are called 'SABites', 'SABanists' and are commonly described as 'SABtanic'.

1. I love that place S.A.B.(Satan At Beecroft) I'm going next week.
2. Get fucked.
3. S.A.B.(Satan At Beecroft) is brutal. You are not. Come. Become brutal.
4. mm.. Wormed.

by Anaal Nath. October 1, 2007