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wetting a towel

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when a guy sticks his dick in a girls vag.

see: sex
frankie: heh heh thors wetting a towel!
anna: mailes! for like the 9th time!
both: hahahahahaha shes such a slut!
by fraaaaaaaaaaanx June 24, 2008
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Need a towel

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So excited you get wet and need a towel to clean up
Patient: Doc how was my procedure?
Doc: it went so well good that I need a towel!
by TushT June 8, 2018
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January second. National walk around in a towel day.
Hey! It’s January second, why are you wearing clothes? It’s National walk around in a towel day.
by Ladybuggirl170000000 January 2, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>
<.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>
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Chillin on your back while your partner washes “deez nuts” with a warm washcloth after having sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even ask for a cleaning. Warm towel treatments were never intended to replace a shower, but somethimes they do ;)
I didn’t shower after sex... I got the warm towel treatment instead.

You don’t want to die without ever receiving a warm towel treatment. It’s a bucket list item for sure!
by Vladimir Poopin February 10, 2019
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Son of a tea towel

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A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
by al00f March 19, 2010
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