Metric fuck ton

A massive amount of something

Dude last night I accidentally stepped in a metric fuck ton of dog shit.

by badass mo fo May 20, 2017

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A fucking fuck ton is a measurement far greater than any other measurement it is an infinite amount of fuck tons more than a fuck ton, it goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and so on.

A measurement used to describe how much you love your soulmate.

I love you a fucking fuck ton.

by FuCkEdUp February 9, 2023

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A measure of digitized data approximately 10 gigabytes in size

Sir Dansbury Wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable document files which totaled just over 1.2 metric fuck-tons

by Sir Dansbury Wimbledon December 27, 2011

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Unit of Measurement: A Metric Shit-Fuck Ton is Metric Shit Load multiplied by a Metric Fuck Ton
Adjective: An amount of any substance, product, space or people that exceeded a rational thought and reasonable description.

Example: 2 Metric Shit Loads x 7 Metric Fuck Tons = 14 Shit-Fuck Tons

1) "Bro! Do we have enough booze for the party tonight?" , "Yeah Dude! We got a Metric Shit-Fuck Ton!"
2) "Hey Buddy! Is there enough room for the new Foosball table?", "Yeah Buddy! There's like 3 Metric Shit-Fuck Tons of room!"
3) "How much stupidity can one person posses??", "Judging by his actions, I'm going to say a Shit-Fuck Ton..."

by 214_west_wash March 16, 2020

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