Shit & Run

When you can't hold your shit in and you have to stop at a random building just to use the bathroom.

Guy #1: Dude, what took you so long?

Guy #2: Sorry I had to do a shit & run.

by Applesowce8572 December 23, 2016

Shit and Run

When you go into a store that offers their restrooms to paying customers only but you sneak in a deuce and a piss and evacuate the premises immediately before the cashier/manager notices your shit and run.

I stumbled into a convenience store that had a “Customers Only” sign on the bathroom door but I didn’t have a penny to pay but had to make a large deposit so I committed a “shit and run”

by Vic Ferrari May 27, 2020

shit-and-run

When someone takes a dump and doesn't flush, leaving the mess for the next unsuspecting bathroom-user to deal with.

"Dude, DO NOT go in there. Someone just did the biggest shit-and-run I've ever seen."

by Giant Labbit December 6, 2009

shit and run

when you clog the toilet and do a runner

the motherfucker who used the stall before me did a shit and run!

by hotsezygirl59949338 January 28, 2020

Shit and Run

The act of posting to an internet forum, message board or social networking site for the sole purpose of antagonizing others with angry or insulting posts, and then quickly disappearing. Usually adds nothing of substance to the ongoing conversation. Also see: Trolling.

"That guy came in here, told us we all suck, and never posted again. Guess he's a 'shit and run' poster".

by Peppy Zippy Zoo November 6, 2014

Shit and Run

The act of entering a public restaurant (typically a fast food chain) only to use the bathroom, and not order any food or drinks.

I had to perform a shit and run at the Arby’s off the highway, since I hadn’t gone since we got on the road.

by DirtSlabber August 14, 2023

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025