mr newell

Typically a nice guy to crack a cold one with on a nice Friday night. Speaks fluent Spanish, English, and Portuguese. Always late to the good memes. Party animal in college. Type to remind the teacher about the homework. Also ¿Donde está la leche?

Zorch had an ice cold brew with mr newell after Johnbot cleaned the windows with his new bottle of windex. Use code ZORCH for 10% off (not sponsored)

by Allie’s ex boyfriend October 4, 2017

Newell Yips

Consistently hitting the wrong keys when trying to text a potential suitor.

I think you have amazing eyis

Eyes
Oh man, I have the Newell yips

by FilthyGroove June 22, 2019

Gabe Newell

Our true god, lord and saviour. All other gods are lies.

Gabe Newell's gifts upon us is a steam sale.

by DQCTOR October 12, 2018

Gabe Newell

Gabe Newell is the creator of popular games such as team fortress, counter strike, half life, and other various games.
His most notable game is half life 3, which was the height of his career.

Have you played Gabe Newell's game: Half Life 3 yet?
No, I didn't know it was out.
Neither.

by Watchman1029 July 10, 2018

Newell Dinner

The recipient of this quite sloppy blow job variation first lathers his cock with a thick layer of tangy A1 steak sauce, and then proceeds to get his dick sucked by a man-meat hungry whore. Modeled after a "traditional newell steak dinner"

That bitch Steph is always starving for some cock, good thing Chris gave her a savory but satisfying Newell dinner

by helkebesh October 21, 2010

Newell, WV

A four-street shithole in the northern panhandle of West Virginia. Founded in 1905 when a man named Newell gave up his last hope of finding anywhere decent to live and settled down with a one-eyed, toothless, backwoods woman and produced Newell’s first official retard. Newell’s two claims to fame are its large population of mullet-wearin', wall-eyed, gun-totin’, tobacky-chewin’ illiterates; and the presence of Mountaineer, a gaming resort filled with coffin dodgers and welfare cases spending their gubment checks and shitting themselves because they don’t want to leave the nickel slot machines. Outsiders often hear the sound of “Dueling Banjoes” in their heads when driving through it.

Outsider: What the fuck is that? Banjo music?
Newellite 1: What's he sayin’, Cletus?
Newellite 2: Cecil, you know I don't know forrin’.

(Newell, WV)

by Frammed August 26, 2008

Oakley Newell

A person who never makes mistakes

I am good at everything I must be Oakley Newell.

by Wubbis November 26, 2022