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punch a baby in the face

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.
I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.
by xFreedomx January 13, 2009
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tug-a-baby

The act of both parents grabbing a hold of their newly born, unwanted child and pulling in opposite directions until the baby comes apart. The goal of this is to see who gets the bigger half, much like breaking a wishbone.
The winner is said to have peace and prosperity for their entire life.
"Man I can't believe she got knocked up again. We need to have a game of tug-a-baby when this bastard is born."

"I have been having bad luck lately, I need to have a kid so I can play tug-a-baby and win. Then I'll be lucky."
by Baby Hater August 5, 2008
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Punch A Baby

The act of being so mad you could punch a baby
by I Zack I December 29, 2008
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Had a baby

When one word does not describe the extent of the situation. Can be used for describing pretty much anything, if you can find the right two adjectives.
Guy 1: Aww, who busted ass?
Guy 2: I know, man! It smells like shit and crap had a baby!

This party is like awesome and fantastic had a baby!
by [insert badger here] July 10, 2010
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I’m only a baby!

Useful for when you’re in a difficult predicament.
Judge: why on earth would you commit genocide?
Defendant: But Your Honour, I’m only a baby!
by Catfoodinit May 8, 2021
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Baptize a Baby Ruth

"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."
by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003
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I have a baby

An old excuse for couples or families who have a baby. They use the baby to get advantage of others ,and since no one can resist the cuteness of a baby , people often do whatever they say. Well.. some do.
Example 1:

Saanzan: * walks into a line for the release of the new iPhone*

Randomdickhead2010: Mind if I can butt in line? I have a baby, so you better move or else I'll tell everyone you're a baby hater.

Saanzan: Should I care? Besides I got here a while ago!

Randomdickhead2010: OMG! YOU'RE A FAG! I'M GETTING THE SECURITY!!!

Example 2:

Randomdickhead2010: Can I have $20? Please , I have a baby! For my sake, please give me $20!

Saanzan: Too fucking bad, I worked hard for this money, even if you have a baby; I will not give you money.

Randomdickhead2010: I'M TELLING THE POLICE!!!

Example 3:

Randomdickhead2010: Don't hit me with the fucking basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saanzan: Dude, you're fucking 200 metres away from us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Saanzan August 8, 2010
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