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Zoom Zoom Lane 

A-Zoom Zoom Lane is a lane on an American Highway that is used to go zoom zoom. A-Zoom Zoom Lane is also known as an HOV or High-Occupancy Vehicle Lane. A-Zoom Zoom Lane can also be the Left most lane of a road. Usually, the Zoom-Zoom Lane is used to pass a slower vehicle on the rightmost lane.
Person 1: "Man someone was going really slow on the zoom zoom lane."
Person 2: "The What?"

Person 1: "GET OFF THE ZOOM ZOOM LANE IF YOU'RE GOING UNDER 60MPH."
Car1: "Honks!"

Officer1: "Why were you going 70 in a 65."
Driver1: "BECAUSE ITS THE ZOOM ZOOM LANE!"
Officer1: "Alright, How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Zoom Zoom Lane by XthedrewX December 19, 2019
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zoom zoom 

Verb used by Mazda and Mazda engineered car(see Probe, Escort GT, Escort LX-E, Tracer LTS, Mercury Capri(and XR-2), and Festiva) owners instead of the word "drive" to convey spirited, agressive, sporty, and fun, driving.
Originated in Mazda commercials starting in 1999.
Police Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were travelling back there?
Me: Sir, to tell you the truth I was zoom zooming so I'm sure I was going pretty quick.
Police Officer: I first saw you flying down the clover leaf exit back there, you looked out of control.
Me: Don't worry officer, I was just having a zoom zoom moment, I'll try to keep myself from doing that in the future.
Police Officer: Well, that's ok. I'm going to let you go on a warning. Have a nice day and be careful.
Me: Thanks officer. *gets out of sight and continues zoom zooming*
zoom zoom by MazKid April 12, 2006

zoom zoom in your boom boom 

Its when a man takes his little friend and sticks it in mommys tummy. Then the little friend sneezes milk in her tummy.
She says yah. and thats it.
Michael F. sure wants to zoom zoom in Ashley A.'s boom boom.

zoom zoom 

The annoying song featured in most Mazda TV ads at the moment.These ads should be viewed with extreme caution, as they may result in a broken TV and/or hand.
Zoom Zoom Zooooom...seriously...can cause mental illness
zoom zoom by M.C. Donald March 3, 2004

zoom zoom 

Little fellow that used to hang around with 'The Little Green Man' in a 1980's Kids TV show in the U.K, ITV 4PM. Sorely missed by all.
Did anyone catch last nights episode of The little green man and zoom zoom
zoom zoom by Konatone March 10, 2004

zoom zoom 

Slogan originally implemented my Mazada to suggest their quai-sporty yet "affordable" vehicles are capable of solving midlife crises. Can be extended to non-car like objects. Use usually reserved to douchebags.
VP Jerkface: My new laptop zoom zooms.

Guy Who Keeps Things Real: Punches Jerkface in the spine.
zoom zoom by Andrew Thrillson March 4, 2004

zoom zoom 

West Indies term for a womans ass.
Da gyal get one fat zoom zoom! RASS!
zoom zoom by INFAMOUS February 21, 2005