Hoesexual

When You have a crush on flat ass notitsity

Oh my Jesus lord and savior I'm a Hoesexual and God hates me

by Femolly December 19, 2016

Zoosexual

It is still beastality/bestality regardless of whether or not it's mutual. But then again, what the hell is mutual about that shit anyway when the animal only prefers to mate with its own species.

People who call themselves "Zoosexuals" are simply looking for an excuse to rape animals.

by middle finger September 1, 2003

zotsexual

Zotsexual is a sexuality that means feeling attraction to people who have no gender/genderless.

Person 1: Hey Whats your Sexuality
Person 2: Oh im Zotsexual!

by Thatoneasexual November 9, 2021

Joesexual/Joeromantic

Joesexual- Sexual attraction to Joe mama
Joeromantic- Romantic attraction to Joe mama

Person 1- I think I'm Joesexual/Joeromantic...
Person 2- What's that?

Person 1- I'd fuck Joe mama.

by holyhellkillme October 23, 2019

zasexual

in love with risa and risa only

i am zasexual

by @miguellliii September 22, 2021

Joesexual

Joesexual is a new sexuality created by one sex guru named Lily Reverie IV where you are sexually attracted to someone’s shoes instead of the person. Some studies also find that 5% of them also sexually attracted to nostrils!

MARCKQ: Inui, what is your sexuality?
INUI: Hm, i don’t really know tbh but i find that nostrils turns me on. Like, the reason i’m in love with Josephus is because of his nostrils. He is also a good guy tho!

MARCKQ: WOW! Inui this is rare but i think your sexuality is Joesexual!!!
INUI: zamn~ IM JOESEXUAL!!!! OUGHHHHHH

by inuwee June 30, 2022

Joesexual

Thinking you're straight when you're actually gay, bi, or pan.

Ex 1:
X: I am heterosexual!
Y: I've seen you picking up dudes. You're so Joesexual."

Ex 2:
X: "I'm not JOESEXUAL! I'm STRAIGHT!!"

by Yashieee June 29, 2023