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Zite

1 - A web site that sucks. A 'Zit' on the Internet. A place you'd love to squeeze until it blasts itself into oblivion.

2 - A web site that's no longer accessible. A page that's been destroyed by intense pressure. What's left after the 'Slashdot Effect'. A site that's been so over loaded, there's nothing left but a greasy smear on some mirror.
You see that stupid zite posted on digg?

Your homepage became a zite after being published on Slashdot.
by Zotter April 9, 2008
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Zity Crawford

The pesky zit you get on your lip in the exact location of Cindy Crawford's mole.
I woke up this morning and saw Zity Crawford looking back at me. Now I can't go to the dance!
by Actually February 2, 2013
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zitella

A last name of a tall boy. Usually a athlete. Has a gorgeous blonde girlfriend that plays a sport usually volleyball or lacrosse. Going to be rich with his wife.
Wow that zitella is doing fine
by Zitella November 6, 2017
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zites

Dude, that jerks such a zites
by centralrams April 8, 2011
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zitty

Her titties are zitty.
by uttam maharjan February 26, 2011
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Zitty-titties

When a female has large amounts of zits on her breasts they are referred to as zitty-titties. Also known as rackne.
Did you see Lisa in her zip down top? The zipper was too low and her zitty-titties were all showing.
by MiscG September 1, 2013
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Zite

Small pimples filled with pustules and dead skin that line peoples faces. They can be found in large clusters.
pimple zit skin gross ugly disgusting zite
by Marckell May 4, 2014
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