A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it.
by Pikleztoastycrumptez02 December 30, 2021
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childe: zhongli's ass can help him get a massive amount of mora *throws a million mora at zhongli's ass as the said ass bounces upon impact*
by big dong schlong zhong January 4, 2022
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verb: to have an abnormally large male anatomy. These men are prone to; stealing yo girl, stealing yo mama, stealing yo sister, stealing yo daddy ( less often but still be cautious).
"MOMMY THAT MAN HAS A ZHONGLI BIG PILLAR"
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
" don't, don't look sally,"
"Mom, why did you name me sally, you have cock blocked me for the rest of my life you, fucking whore."
"WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS S A L L Y"
" that man. * point at man with a Zhongli Big Pillar*
by yomamasbodypillow December 11, 2020
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Get the zhonglde mug.The epitome of the word snake. Lies uncontrollably, says he was gonna go work out on Friday and ends up not going! Always cancels meetups. Doesn't wanna go to Yosemite with us. 🐍
That literatus over there is such a Zhong. Das war so eine Zhong bewegung. C'est un Zhong mouvement.
by WarmBagel October 5, 2019
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by that_be_ture_tho April 20, 2020
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If you have read this you have to print a picture of Zhongxina and stick to the back of the class at the back of the class
If you have read this you have to print a picture of Zhongxina and stick to the back of the class at the back of the class
by Bully Maguire Kirby enjoyer June 27, 2022
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