dead heat in a zeppelin race

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.

Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

land zeppelin

A morbidly obese individual. Often seen riding around in motorized carts in Wal-Mart or Grocery Outlet.

The more white trash they are, the less obese they have to be to qualify as a land zeppelin.

The Land Zeppelin heaved herself into the car, wedging herself in between the seat and the dash.

by Luke and Shawn July 20, 2008

Zephanie

One of the most unique people I have ever met
She's super sweet, smart, and gorgeous

Friend: bro! why'd you break up with Zephanie?
Me: She intimidates me man!

by MetalJP December 14, 2010

led zeppelin

one of the most overrated bands of all time. dont get me wrong, they have serious talent, but everybody is simply on their nuts

it pisses me off to hear every prepubescent teen say they listen to led zeppelin and pink floyd in a futile attempt to get laid

by cwes7675 February 5, 2008

Zepping the Beer

To leave a small amount of beer (quarter sip at most) at the bottom of a bottle.

The bottom quarter sip of beer is mostly backspit and watered down, flat beer.....the least enjoyable sip of your beer. Zep the Beer and get a new one!

Why doesn't he just finish his beer, instead of Zepping the Beer?

by Juliusaeneas November 7, 2011

ZEEPA

A ZEEPA is a cute nickname you can give to your loved one. When you call them with this name, it means that you absolutely love and adore this person, and they bring light and absolute joy to your life.

*kisses loved one on cheek*
“ZEEEPAAAAA!!!! GUMMORNING!!! Do a soft wek! ^~^ “

OR

“ZEEPA! I LOOOOOOOVE YOU!!!”

by PhabulousIcecream August 18, 2018

limp zeppelin

A used and publicly discarded condom.

Growing up, we had our own lovers lane in my town which was really a muddy parking lot, full of trash, empty booze bottles and limp zeppelins as far as the eyes could see.

by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017