Your Mother
Your Mother by yourmomer June 1, 2009
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how i met your mother
Person 1: "have you seen the legendary tv show how i met your mother"
Person 2: "yer its pretty awesome, lets suit up and go to the bar."
Person 2: "yer its pretty awesome, lets suit up and go to the bar."
how i met your mother by sexybeastmimsmimsmimsmims August 11, 2009
your mother should have swallowed you
It is self explanatory, A person who is a waste of life, the value of sperm is indeed wasted daily by hundreds of millions maybe even billions of people a day. It was better off that person in question with unmoral characteristics was not born at all, but rather swallowed by his/her mother.
Person #1- " You know what? All guys are all assholes!"
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.
Person #2- " Not all guys are assholes, maybe some even most but for you to say "all" makes you ignorant. You know what, your mother should have swallowed you. Your mother even admits now that the pull out method and a shot in the eye is better than your attitude and bitterness towards every one.
your mother should have swallowed you by The show a.k.a Gio March 4, 2008
Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked
A great threat to use against someone, and especially helpful when you want someone to stop talking bad about you or doing derogatory things to you.
So if you wanna get your mother fuckin cranium cracked, then step right up and keep talking that shit!
Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked by Ur Mom October 25, 2004
leave me in your mother
A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now is probably the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "leave me alone" but carries a kind of sarcastic meaning. it's usually used when someone proposes to you something and you just refuse because it either doesn't interest you or you just don't care.
leave me in your mother by Yevgeny March 9, 2005
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others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Your Mother's Balls
A: "I'm going to have to borrow twenty bucks for gas if you don't mind"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"
In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"
In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"
Your Mother's Balls by floyd33guy July 11, 2010