fuck you and I hope your dog dies

Used when "fuck you" just isn't quite enough.

Fuck you. Fuck you and I hope your dog dies.

by Choda Boy 57 September 19, 2007

clap your dog

When you have sex with someone's dog to spite them

Shut up Henry, I'm going to clap your dog.

by Dcprentiss February 26, 2017

Cap Your Dog

a) A saying to call someone out on their lying ways

- What is said to someone who is lying
b)To put a cap on your dog

Person 1: "Dude I got with these two absolute BADDIES last night"
Person 2: "Cap your dog"

by peebs4lyfe January 11, 2023

train your dog

aka TYD aka Train it aka you just got trained...means to get embarrased (corrected, yelled at, humiliated) in front of multiple people... possibly at work, however the origin of the phrase comes from a drunk "Billy" after a long day of drinking

Did you see Billy train Johnson's dog...

I will train your dog bitch!!

by Billy Billski May 26, 2008

curb your dog

"Curb Your Dog" signs are often found in cities and in suburban areas where people live. These signs are gentle reminders to dog walkers to have their dogs do their natural excretory business ( ie #1/ urine and #2/bowl movements of all textures) at the curb- the physical interface between the sidewalk and street such that remnants of the dog's activities do not impact pedestrians. Although there seems to be some confusion online about the technical and legal meaning of this idea, as with most things, the simple, literal one makes most sense and is most likely to create the most good will. The best way for a dog owner to minimize negative impacts on the general community is to bring their dog to the curb, or better yet the street, so that fewer pedestrians will have to negotiate the urine puddles and and excrement smears. Even dog excrement that has been attempted to be removed by diligent owners (which is appreciated), it is often not completely removed (granted it'd take a scrubbing), and thus contributes to unnecessary yukiness on many sidewalks. Especially since curbing a dog is such a practical way towards minimizing this urban concern, curbing dogs to the curb is a win win approach. Dog lovers and dog owners love good neighbors.

Please Curb Your Dog

by RexManifold October 30, 2013

Where’s your dog?

What the fuck are you doing?

Ex: a young man shits in an alley and a middle man with an accent asks “where’s your dog?” What the fuck are you doing?

by Ggeogjt222222 August 28, 2020

Salt your dog

Being in such a depressed state that you lube your own hand with the saltiness of your tears for masturbation

Man that torta dumped me so i was saltin my dog all night.

Salt your dog bro

by saltydog69 October 12, 2011