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Yosemites

A friendly greeting used by Sylvester Stallone Whenever and wherever he meets his Jewish buddies at the gym.
Yosemites! I’m feeling a bit verklempt ...let’s schlep out the heavy bags for an hour and then catch us a schvitz!
by You rReal Name August 5, 2020
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Yosemite Sam

When you're fucking a girl on her period, or a guy with hemorrhoids, and you pull your dick out and draw a mustache on their face.
Yo dawg, I fucked Briana last night on her period and had to give her the Yosemite Sam
by Allvalleychamp January 13, 2022
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by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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Yosemite slam

The act of sneaking in two party popper pistols into the bedroom and shooting them off when the man cums scaring the girl after pulling out and finishing on her back so the confetti sticks to her.
Yah bro I gave my girl a real Yosemite slam last night I think she still has it stuck to her back.
by dirty randy March 19, 2015
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yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.
Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.
by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016
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