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Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.
by captainaverage July 9, 2010
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When someone tries to make their incompetence your problem by demanding the impossible. When asked when they need something done they respond with "yesterday." This response generally baffles the questioner because it is impossible, inconsiderate, annoying, pompous, and lame.
Bill: When do you need this project finished?
Steve: (matter of factly) Yesterday.
Bill: (thinking) What a lazy, pompous, piece of sh*t a-hole.
Steve: (matter of factly) Yesterday.
Bill: (thinking) What a lazy, pompous, piece of sh*t a-hole.
by dalaillama April 15, 2010
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I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty.
Example 2
Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again!
Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!
I wanted to fry up some eggs and bacon for breakfast today, but Yesterday Me decided to eat the hole goddamn fridge empty.
Example 2
Guy 1: You know that psycho chick i finally got rid of a couple weeks ago?
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy 1: Well Yesterday Me thought it'd be a laugh to call her up and go sleep with her. Now i'm stuck with her. Again!
Guy 2: Man, i really hate that guy!
by B0hem May 18, 2010
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Get the yesterday mug.a completely genius song written by the greatest band on earth
"yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
now it looks although theyre here to stay
oh i believe in yesterday
suddenly, im not half the man i used to be
theres a shadow hanging over me
oh yesterday came suddenly
WHY SHE HAD TO GO, I DONT KNOW, SHE WOULDNT SAY
I SAID SOMETHING WRONG, NOW I LONG FOR YESTERDAY..."
-THE BEATLES(GO RINGO!)
"yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away
now it looks although theyre here to stay
oh i believe in yesterday
suddenly, im not half the man i used to be
theres a shadow hanging over me
oh yesterday came suddenly
WHY SHE HAD TO GO, I DONT KNOW, SHE WOULDNT SAY
I SAID SOMETHING WRONG, NOW I LONG FOR YESTERDAY..."
-THE BEATLES(GO RINGO!)
i love that song, YESTERDAY!!!
by go ringo! May 10, 2007
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