Yes 

The word that makes rape sex.

wona do it ?
yes
sure??
YES!!

Yes by flopper October 4, 2005

Yes 

The only reply you ever have to say. Easier to remember than both "yes" and "no"

M1: DO YOU SUCK DICK?
M2: YES

And so forth.

Yes by RP November 16, 2004

yes 

The answer to the most annoying question a woman can ask.

Do I look fat?
YES!

yes by Hot Rob February 3, 2004

Yes 

A word you say when there's so many of one thing that it's impossible to count

Everyone: How many disasters are you gonna cause?
2020: yes

Yes by TheYear2020 April 10, 2020

yes 

1. Affirmative answer
2. A really cool progressive rock band

"Do you like me?"
"Yes, I do."

"Hey, what's the name of that band you're listening to?"
"Yes."
"...Like I said, what's the name of the band you're listening to?"
"Yes."
"Um, that's not a yes or no--"
"The name of the band is Yes."
"Oh."

yes by Dudeliness December 27, 2007

yes 

a great rock band.

Is that Yes? Yes, it is.

yes by jerseywonton February 29, 2004

yes 

Used in Derry as a greeting that goes beyond a simple hello. When you say "yes" to someone in Derry it really means "well my good friend, it's most excellent to see you and I hope you are doing well and achieve all you undertake."

It can be used to start a large and varied conversation, although has been known to be a conversation on it's own:

Person 1: "Yes!"
Person 2: "Yes."
*end of conversation*

"Yes" is very handy to use if you don't have time to talk to someone, for example if you are in a hurry to get somewhere but pass an old friend along the way. By exchanging "yes's" in a couple of seconds it is as effective as stopping for a cup to coffee and a chat about good times.

A word of warning, if you use "yes" as a greeting outside of Derry, you will generally be given funny looks...

"Yes lad, what's the craic?"

"Yes"

yes by notayesman October 17, 2008