most celebrity athletes, entertainers, personalities, politicians who achieved the bulk of their success the other side of the millennium (i.e., the 20th Century).
Think about it. How many late 20th Century celebrities are still in the public eye today ? Not many, right ? The somebodies of yesterday are the nobodies of today ...
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Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.
Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.
Beer Farts, Headache, Beer Shits, Puking in one's own bed, Lost articles of clothing, personal items or friends, Heartburn, Nausea, Indigestion, Yay Pepto Bismol!, Feelings of Helplessness, Waking up to a toothless woman or dude, being lost, and losing your identity.
Part of the overall experience of a yesterfester is piecing together the events of the previous night that lead up to the yesterfester. Yesterfesters are often the result of a yesterfest.
Brian: Oh man I have a terrible yesterfester!
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.
Scott: Yeah you called me and asked if your new homeless friend could sleepover last night.
Brian: Did he?
Scott: Yeah he's upstairs making breakfast. You should really give him something to wear.
Brian: Well that would explain my sore butt hole. I feel like shit.
Scott: Sounds like you have one hell of a yesterfester.
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A day old bagel. It's not as good as a fresh bagel, but if you toast it and slather it with cream cheese, it'll do in a pinch.
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Person 1: Remember that party yesterday... wait, or was that this morning?
Person 2: I don't even remember anymore, it was yestermorrow.
Person 2: I don't even remember anymore, it was yestermorrow.
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Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.
Timmy: Idk mom, it was probably Johnny masturbating again.
Mom: I wasn't born yesterday. Get your damn girlfriend out of your room.
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The Yeeter has a long neck, brown feather-like fur, pitch black eyes resembling the vøīd, wing like structure that are actually it’s arms, and naked, skinny legs. One of the features that the Yeeter has exclusive to its species is its beak, barely or never found on other mammals. The beak is made of keratin, and is actually overgrown teeth.
The Yeeter was first discovered in the state of Texas during the Texan Revolution, 1835. Of course, their first reaction was to kill the critter and consume it. Finding the critter delicious, the Yeeter was extensively hunted until the kill streak was bought to a screeching halt by 1975 by conservation efforts.
The Yeeter was domesticated, yet illegal wild Yeeter hunting is not unheard of. Pnalties for each Yeeter killed can go from a $3000 fine to 15 years in jail, depending on the state it was killed in.
Yeeter populations have been on the rise and have been expected to reach 35,000 by 2025.
The Yeeter has a long neck, brown feather-like fur, pitch black eyes resembling the vøīd, wing like structure that are actually it’s arms, and naked, skinny legs. One of the features that the Yeeter has exclusive to its species is its beak, barely or never found on other mammals. The beak is made of keratin, and is actually overgrown teeth.
The Yeeter was first discovered in the state of Texas during the Texan Revolution, 1835. Of course, their first reaction was to kill the critter and consume it. Finding the critter delicious, the Yeeter was extensively hunted until the kill streak was bought to a screeching halt by 1975 by conservation efforts.
The Yeeter was domesticated, yet illegal wild Yeeter hunting is not unheard of. Pnalties for each Yeeter killed can go from a $3000 fine to 15 years in jail, depending on the state it was killed in.
Yeeter populations have been on the rise and have been expected to reach 35,000 by 2025.
The mating call of the yeeters are truly amazing, and it is what gave it its name.
Yeeter guy: “YA YEET!”
Yeeter guy: “YA YEET!”
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