World-wide network of gossip, libel, and stories that are false, grossly exaggerated or trivial.
Derived from the Yiddish word for a gossip yenta yente and Internet.
Derived from the Yiddish word for a gossip yenta yente and Internet.
Cable news says the President has six women chained up in his penthouse
but it's just another Yenternet story.
but it's just another Yenternet story.
by SingingRabbi November 22, 2016
Get the Yenternet mug.Very slow Internet. Slow Internet becomes Ent-ernet - with reference to the Ents of Middle Earth in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien. When it seems like you've been sitting waiting for ages and your device hasn't even said Good Morning to the server - then you are on the Enternet! See below:
Merry: It's been going for hours.
Pippin: They must have decided something by now.
Treebeard: Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".
Merry: But it's night time already! You can't take forever!
Treebeard: Now, don't be hasty, master Merriadoc.
Merry: We're running out of time!
Merry: It's been going for hours.
Pippin: They must have decided something by now.
Treebeard: Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".
Merry: But it's night time already! You can't take forever!
Treebeard: Now, don't be hasty, master Merriadoc.
Merry: We're running out of time!
by Enternetter November 11, 2014
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by tzibit October 6, 2006
Get the yesternite mug.When someone asks you what you did during the day the day before and you draw a complete blank, you must think for a moment to remember what events transpired.
Person 1: "So what did you end up doing yesterday?"
Person 2: "Uhh...I'm drawing a blank, I can't remember, I must be suffering from yesternesia!"
Person 2: "Uhh...I'm drawing a blank, I can't remember, I must be suffering from yesternesia!"
by wordwizardekj April 3, 2010
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