Yenternet

World-wide network of gossip, libel, and stories that are false, grossly exaggerated or trivial.
Derived from the Yiddish word for a gossip yenta yente and Internet.

Cable news says the President has six women chained up in his penthouse

but it's just another Yenternet story.

Yenternet by SingingRabbi November 22, 2016

enternet 

Very slow Internet. Slow Internet becomes Ent-ernet - with reference to the Ents of Middle Earth in the Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien. When it seems like you've been sitting waiting for ages and your device hasn't even said Good Morning to the server - then you are on the Enternet! See below:
Merry: It's been going for hours.

Pippin: They must have decided something by now.

Treebeard: Decided? No, we have just finished saying "Good Morning".

Merry: But it's night time already! You can't take forever!

Treebeard: Now, don't be hasty, master Merriadoc.

Merry: We're running out of time!

This connection is so slow it looks like we'll be surfing the Enternet today!

enternet by Enternetter November 11, 2014

yesternite 

slang for last night, mixes yesterday with night...yesternite

yo keldog yesternite was off the hook

tzibit where were you yesternite

yesternite by tzibit October 6, 2006

yesternesia 

When someone asks you what you did during the day the day before and you draw a complete blank, you must think for a moment to remember what events transpired.

Person 1: "So what did you end up doing yesterday?"

Person 2: "Uhh...I'm drawing a blank, I can't remember, I must be suffering from yesternesia!"

yesternesia by wordwizardekj April 3, 2010

yeternity 

shes gay

yeternity is gay

yeternity by mimilovesrodwave June 9, 2024

yentervention

In August of 2026 The United States tried to prop up the Japanese yen in an attempt to prevent an economic collapse in both countries.

Bruh if Japan sells off all of our bonds to strengthen their currency then we are screwed. We need to loan them money we don’t have to help strengthen their money and prevent an economic collapse. I propose a yentervention.

yentervention by Debt to American August 20, 2026