Mexican lawnmower

A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.

Hey baby, wanna do a Mexican lawnmower tonight hun?

by Youareverygayandretarted July 28, 2020

Russian lawnmower

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it

Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great

by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Staten Island Lawnmower

when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower

Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower

by snoogans213 February 27, 2011

BULLHEAD CITY LAWNMOWER

An artistic expression of releaving flatulence. Named after the desert landscape of Bullhead City, AZ, the bullhead city lawnmower allows you to impress your friends and perfect strangers by getting into the 3 point stance and pretend to start up a lawnmower. Time it perfectly so you rip a fart while pulling the lawnmower cord. This position allows for optimal flatulence volume and is an instant crowd pleaser.

To liven up the lame party, Eric stood on the dining room table and ripped a Bullhead City Lawnmower.

by Eric Lind November 20, 2007

Angry Lawnmower

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull her arms out from underneath her so her face is flat on the ground. You continue to thrust against her and, using her arms to direct her, move her forward like you are mowing a lawn.

"My boyfriend gave me an angry lawnmower last night and now my cheek hurts."

"I lawnmowered my girlfriend last night towards the beer."

by DFarese February 5, 2009

raped by a lawnmower

The appearance given by a bad haircut.

Because Hudson started going out with a hipster chick, he decided to get a new haircut to impress her. He now looks as if he's been raped by a lawnmower.

by Charles Dunbar September 20, 2010

The lawnmower ate my crackers

One sunny day, I walk a lonely road, the only road that I've have ever known. Suddenly, IM HURTIN BABY IM BROKEN DOWN, I NEED YOUR LOVIN LOVIN I NEED IT NOW. I ran down the stairs, nipple hairs, I thought, what is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more. I led a revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free. After that I roam the city in a shopping cart, a pack of camel and a smoke alarm. But I'm not as think as you drunk i am. It hit it. HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. The lawnmowers ate my crackers.

Macy: *walks into spanish classroom*
Me:*silent*
Macy: The lawnmower ate my crackers!
Me: *looks at the birds*
Me: *states deeply into your soul*

by ImAWall February 12, 2019