Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Your Wifemug. by Jason.. May 9, 2022
Get the National Fuck Your Wife Daymug. Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.
by Faroushky October 2, 2020
Get the National Pay Your Wife Daymug. The 1st wenesday of October is National show off your wife day
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Show off how pretty and nice your wife is
Post your wife
Partner: Hey look how pretty my wife is
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
Random person: wow
Wife: why you saying that?
Partner: its National show off your wife day!
by Doublejfluff October 4, 2021
Get the National show off your wife daymug. by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024
Get the Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Daymug. "grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"
"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
"isn't that national beat your wife day?"
by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023
Get the National Beat Your Wife Daymug. What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
Get the Your wifemug.