Who shit in a cup and made you king?

Also like what crawled up your ass and died.

Example should include the word "Who shit in a cup and made you king?"

by FunGuyInTheVan June 2, 2010

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

nishiki: 10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

by I'm the coolest guy ever December 8, 2022

Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

1. A phrase that seems to be funny at any occasion.
2. A saying used when addressing a hooker, or prostitute, who tries to seduce you and seperate you from your wallet. When said hooker tries to take the wallet, scream this saying into her (or his) ear effectively making them go deaf. Then defecate on their eyes, forming a nice brown cushion, and a rather operative blinder. Then, as you utter the second part of the phrase, use your dick to smear this defecant out of her eyes, so that, when she (or he) can see again, they immediately find a gigantic shit-dick in their face. Dick-slapping is optional. This action coupled with this phrase has a 93% chance of scaring off hookers. This action-phrase has a 76% chance that this hooker will be "On the House".

1.
John: So I was talking to Jenna, and she was talking to me about burning four hundred calories. But I wasn't getting the picture, so she eventually...
Alex: Bitch, you think I made of money? SHOW YOU MY DICK!

2.
Hooker: {Moan} Aiiiiiii!!!
{Cell Phone Rings}
Pedro: Who the fuck is that?
{Pedro answers phone}
{Hooker begins to pick up Pedro's wallet}
Pedro: No ese, I don't want to buy your shit cloggers. Why don't you forcibly insert one of those things into your anus?
{Hangs up}
Pedro: Bitch, you think I made of money?
{Defecates on said Hooker's face.}
Hooker: Gahh! I can't see!
{Shit is smeared off by a giant Mexican Penis}
Hooker: Is that a shitty penis?

by Welcometoparadise74 August 20, 2008

Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved

And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.

Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me

I'm not letting you steal my future.

Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2025

You made the money by stealing from ME

You have been stealing my taxpayer dollars and feeding it to your filthy mentally retarded kids since I was 15 if you do not pay me and treat my illness I will start killing the and I will not stop until I am dead and then AFTER I'm dead I will CONTINUE to kill them... Because LOOK... I'm you...

Hym "You made the money by stealing from me. You are all collectivizing, lying, making shit up, and whatever the fuck you want to call this to not pay me for the thing you stole. According to the rules, I did not steal... And YOU DID."

A retard "Oh hey look the mixed ones aren't retarded like my kids... I wonder why that is?"

Hym "Incest. It's too much incest."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

you made the whole chat laughing

A meme made by ImDontai and his followers as a satire for cringe, unfunny and toxic content.

"Bro, you made the whole chat laughing. Because you have no sense of humor."

by Kamado Hatsunari March 19, 2022