yob

Boy spelled backwards as in rather backwards thinking and boyish. Or perhaps regressing from learning manners and proper behavior.

?airagluB ni taht sI ?nodnoL ,tahW ssorc rehtar s'yeht raeh I .nodnoL ni boy reccos a s'ti ,tuo hctaW

by Foo Bar May 13, 2005

Yob

a Yob is the opposite of a Job.
a Yob is like working at a department store or a fast food place.
Or it can be somethng to wait in line for in front of Home Depot
(Yob $100-$500 a week or $1,000 - $40,000 a year)

And a Job is like working in an office or other high paying jobs
(Job $60,000+ a year)

Imma gonna go down to the Home Depot and try to get me self a Yob for a couple hours this time.

by THE UNKOWN47 January 15, 2009

yob

English surf speak meaning jerk or asshole.

Eh, bro that was a real yob think to say.

That guy over there is a real yob.

by SeaPilot June 23, 2009

yob

A word that describes a very homosexual male that loves to take the penis in the butt. Occasionally, he may have bisexual swings, and proceeds to use this to get an occasional girl, but prefers the cock.

Look at Ben, he's so yob!

by nobtheyob February 21, 2011

yob

to steal, take, or borrow

Let me yob that hamburger.

by YobCop July 7, 2009

yob

Noun, a huge bite. The missing skin or welt that results from a an attack from a household pet, usually cats. Often unprovoked.

"My cat just took a huge yob out of my leg."

by miss_disco August 14, 2009

Agri-yob

Rather common, potentially fearsome and almost entirely insane lower-class countryside dweller wont to shouting "GET ARFF MOY LARND!" and pointing a 12-bore at one. Fond of tractors, cider and unpleasant acts with farmyard creatures, he or she serves a purpose. Quite whatthat is, apart from making a good beater and emptying the slurry pit occasionally, is moot.

Not to be confused with the Barbourian, which is a far higher caste of rural inhabitant altogether.

Better somehow, than town-centric, SUV-driving types, whose prisitne vehicles climb nothing higher than the kerb outside the local Waitrose.

Referred to in Blur's Coffee and TV, the agri-yob also features in the film Straw Dogs and in Waugh's novel Scoop.

From Coffee and TV:

"Do you go to the country?
It isn't very far.
There's people there who will hurt you
Cos of who you are…"

by Roo August 12, 2009