Taken mistakenly as a peer to EverQuest or EverQuest II, it is an entertaining game in which a player learns how to cooperate as a team, and harnesses competition, unlike EverQuest II. The irony behind half of the definitions under this category is this: If you'd read the back of the box, you would realize that it states "even if you only have a couple of minutes, World of Warcraft's superior quest system offers quick gameplay." The sad truth is that people don't want to accept the fact that many of the players on this game have lives, jobs, spouses, ect. They see that it is an MMORPG, and automatically assume that it's a parallel to EQ and EQ2.
definition conformist: "wow is a game when ppl see no pussy and ppl cant get laid, n tehy don have jobs"
World of Warcraft player: "Actually, I'm a paramedic, and I work when I'm needed, I just got back from a crime scene, a man was shot and wounded, I saved his life. I play this in my spare time when I'm not playing with my dog, coaching my son's soccer team, spending time with my family or my wife. It's easy to accomplish something in this game, and it's fun too! It's so easy to get involved in the game and have a social life."
definition conformist: "w/e u nerd, go bak to ur moms basement"
World of Warcraft player: "Er... right o_O"
EQ2 Player: "YEAH I GOT MY QUANTUM PHYSOCIA NHULTH'S ARMOR +1"
World of Warcraft player: "Congratulations! I'm glad you accomplished your goal. I hope you're enjoying your game. ^_^"
definition conformist: :eq2 fagg ur more loser than wow player stupid fag go hav sex w/ ur dog"
World of Warcraft player: "Actually, I'm a paramedic, and I work when I'm needed, I just got back from a crime scene, a man was shot and wounded, I saved his life. I play this in my spare time when I'm not playing with my dog, coaching my son's soccer team, spending time with my family or my wife. It's easy to accomplish something in this game, and it's fun too! It's so easy to get involved in the game and have a social life."
definition conformist: "w/e u nerd, go bak to ur moms basement"
World of Warcraft player: "Er... right o_O"
EQ2 Player: "YEAH I GOT MY QUANTUM PHYSOCIA NHULTH'S ARMOR +1"
World of Warcraft player: "Congratulations! I'm glad you accomplished your goal. I hope you're enjoying your game. ^_^"
definition conformist: :eq2 fagg ur more loser than wow player stupid fag go hav sex w/ ur dog"
by Your Friendly Informist April 22, 2005
A place you go when your life is low
You have no friends, and nowhere to go
You sit at home on the basement floor
And pay blizzard until you're poor
You wish you had some girls around
But frankly, panties can't be found
Drop rates low and too many quests
Shit I just realized, it's brew fest!
Your friends come by and want to hang
But the garrosh fight is such a pain
You tell them you have things to do
They flip you off and say FUCK YOU!
Now high on redbull, wide awake
Up all night, piece of cake
I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning
I haven't even got a warning
Dammit! Speaking of such an event
A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent!
I log on later, after a long day of work
I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk
So many night elves to hit on tonight
More players in warsong to pvp fight
got gold to farm, I just can't refrain!
Leveling enchanting, on my other main
Selling some armor in auction house
Fuck my life, who needs a spouse.
Noises from that basement persisted for days
It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays
Dorritos and pizza covered the rug
And heat emulated from the broken wall plug
You're passed out cold and on the couch
You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH!
You turn around, nearly dazed
Your eyes so tired and screen gazed
It's your mom, pissed as deathwing!
Get off your ass and do something!
Dad and I are working our butts off
While you sit here playing in Azeroth!
Get off wow NOW!!!
OKAYYYY!!!
You have no friends, and nowhere to go
You sit at home on the basement floor
And pay blizzard until you're poor
You wish you had some girls around
But frankly, panties can't be found
Drop rates low and too many quests
Shit I just realized, it's brew fest!
Your friends come by and want to hang
But the garrosh fight is such a pain
You tell them you have things to do
They flip you off and say FUCK YOU!
Now high on redbull, wide awake
Up all night, piece of cake
I'll sleep at work, tomorrow morning
I haven't even got a warning
Dammit! Speaking of such an event
A rare spawn is here! Call guild on my vent!
I log on later, after a long day of work
I pull out my penis and I fap and I jerk
So many night elves to hit on tonight
More players in warsong to pvp fight
got gold to farm, I just can't refrain!
Leveling enchanting, on my other main
Selling some armor in auction house
Fuck my life, who needs a spouse.
Noises from that basement persisted for days
It reeked of purple haze and dead billy mays
Dorritos and pizza covered the rug
And heat emulated from the broken wall plug
You're passed out cold and on the couch
You hear a voice scream: GET UP SLOUCH!
You turn around, nearly dazed
Your eyes so tired and screen gazed
It's your mom, pissed as deathwing!
Get off your ass and do something!
Dad and I are working our butts off
While you sit here playing in Azeroth!
Get off wow NOW!!!
OKAYYYY!!!
by Creatorofallthatis August 19, 2015
Person 1: Dude, I just hit level 90 on my Troll.
Person 2: You need to go outside man.
Person 1: But, I am outside....in the world of warcraft.
Person 2: You need to go outside man.
Person 1: But, I am outside....in the world of warcraft.
by Skitzophrenic December 11, 2012
A place where if you don't have over 5.5 gearscore you don't get to go into any raids, and if you aren't a tank, you don't get into any random dungeons. And a place where people QQ.
LF1M range dps, Icc25, Shaman needed(BL), 5.5gs + pst with achieve.
Trade Chat: WTS Random H's 50g per person.
Only World of Warcraft players would get this.
Trade Chat: WTS Random H's 50g per person.
Only World of Warcraft players would get this.
by Yobarax Illidan May 17, 2010
Probably THE best MMORPG on the market today, and will continue to be for some time. It has a great combination of PVE/PVP content and is updated fairly consistently. The next expansion is due out (hopefully) sometime this year.
The one killing flaw of this game, however, is the community; it's the reason nobody's bothered curing cancer. You will NEVER find a ruder, more condescending group of arrogant, elitist jackholes than in WoW, and on any WoW-related message boards in particular. You ask a simple question, and a dozen of them start blasting you for something completely unrelated, such as the quality of your gear. Of course that's assuming you even get a MEANINGFUL response from them to begin with.
In-game is hit-or-miss, too. You'll find plenty of decent people that play casually most of the time, but other times you'll either have to deal with some pipsqueak 10-year-old with a microphone or one of the elitist jackholes above; both take the game WAY too seriously, and both will make you wish there were laws that keep these kinds of people from breeding.
The one killing flaw of this game, however, is the community; it's the reason nobody's bothered curing cancer. You will NEVER find a ruder, more condescending group of arrogant, elitist jackholes than in WoW, and on any WoW-related message boards in particular. You ask a simple question, and a dozen of them start blasting you for something completely unrelated, such as the quality of your gear. Of course that's assuming you even get a MEANINGFUL response from them to begin with.
In-game is hit-or-miss, too. You'll find plenty of decent people that play casually most of the time, but other times you'll either have to deal with some pipsqueak 10-year-old with a microphone or one of the elitist jackholes above; both take the game WAY too seriously, and both will make you wish there were laws that keep these kinds of people from breeding.
You want an example? Go to the World of Warcraft boards at http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/child-forum.html?forumId=11119&sid=1 , pick a realm, and lurk around. You'll want to play some polish roulette immediately afterwards.
by Darkon711 August 04, 2008
Mother:Why Is Cindy crying?
Father: Timmy called and cancelled their date he must have World Of Warcraft
Father: Timmy called and cancelled their date he must have World Of Warcraft
by Krymson July 29, 2009
A computer game whose participants apparently don't know how to correctly make words plural.
Hint for WoW players: it doesn't involve an apostrophe.
Hint for WoW players: it doesn't involve an apostrophe.
<WoW Player> In WoW you can be Orc's, Troll's, Undead's, and the Tauren's. The Alliance will get the Human's, Gnome's, Dwarve's, and the Night Elve's.
<Non-WoW Player> holy FUCK learn some English you dumbass
<Non-WoW Player> holy FUCK learn some English you dumbass
by supaDISC April 24, 2005