Woods Derangement Syndrome

When a guy grows up in the north and then founds a pro-Confederacy advocacy group then pretends that there's nothing racist about it.

Tom sure diagnoses people with Woods Derangement Syndrome a lot, but he's really just projecting his insecurities on himself.

by islands69 March 24, 2021

wordy dird

Worse than a bad word.

Awwwww! You said a wordy dird!!

by Mr. Hahn March 14, 2005

Wood daver

A wood daver once made at summer camp by me and strong sad is a pinecone stuffed with peanut butter then rolled in bird seed then hung up and used as a bird feeder.

thank you yes I am an ex-summer-camping loser

We were supposed to make a wood daver in arts and crafts today but insead I went to the lake and made out with Bobby.

by 80.Bug January 15, 2004

Woodsy Date

Having a raging boner for the entirety or part of a date.

"How was it?"
"It was great, she had such a great arse, I'd rate it 10/10, it was definitely a woodsy date"

by i_bendover87 March 3, 2015

wood-davor

An arts-and-crafts project made by Strong Sad that involves peanut butter and pinecones. They are appearantly a sucsess at the corner store.

"Marzipan, Marzipan, what do you wanna make you wanna make wood-davors?"

by Queenie Z December 16, 2003

Wood daver

A marketable product involving pine cones and peanut butter. (originated in Strong Bad E-mail #91 at HomestarRunner.com)

Here goes the wood-daver train, it's taking off, it's a new century!

by Mary Mangan January 11, 2004

Wood Daddy

A Wood Daddy is the technical name for a gay pimp, or a gay man who gets any guy that he wants. Wood Daddys usually wear purple or shiny Speedos whenever possible.

"Yo man, look at that Wood Daddy with all those homos grabbin' his junk."

by Jetty Rat August 30, 2005