"Hey did Jake go retarded? He painted his car to look like a brick house."
"No man, Keith gave him some mad chronic, he was woodstock."
"No man, Keith gave him some mad chronic, he was woodstock."
by Ryandizzle October 19, 2006
A Woodstock Dick is when you look like you attend the woodstock festival and you take a lot of speedy drugs and you have a huge bush of public hair. Your clothes become a burden so you get naked and walk around with your mushroom cap sticking out of the bushes as seen at the woodstock festival I'm archival photos.
Random hippy chick: Hey peace man you're really groovy . It takes a lot of guts to be naked in public when you have a Woodstock Dick
by moman86 September 29, 2016
dirty, stinky, indie chick that (1)wears all natural clothes and perfume, (2)sleeps with every member of the band, (3)is "too cool" to work, but constantly complains about not having money (refuses to be "corporate slave"), (4) holds useless liberal arts degree(s); most likely encountered at open-air music festival, occupy xyz protest, posh cafés, abstract art museums, parks, wherever there is free food/drinks provided
This woodstock skank hasn't showered in three weeks.
She is a real woodstock skank down there.
Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.
She is a real woodstock skank down there.
Look at that woodstock skank. She has an entire bird nest in her hair.
by Napoleonic_maxim November 7, 2011
Woodstock Illinois is a small town located in the far northwest of Chicago. It’s hightlight is their town square where Grounghog Day was filmed in the 90s. The town is a Mecca for illegal immigrants, wannabe gangsters, hippies, homeless, and drug abusers. The older residents, who’ve never left town, wonder how this quaint little town has gone to shit over the years. On weekends, the “downtown” bar whores run aloof; they’re diseased so beware of them. There are multiple Mexican restaurants.. hardly anything else. If you’re looking for a good taco, some cocaine, or an easy chick to take home just hop on the Metra train from Olgilvie Station and have them drop you off at the second to last stop from the end of the line.
Where are you from?
I’m from Woodstock, ILLINOIS.
Is that near Chicago?
Yes (easier than explaining it is nowhere)
I’m from Woodstock, ILLINOIS.
Is that near Chicago?
Yes (easier than explaining it is nowhere)
by Planejain April 21, 2018
The greatest concert and spiritual acid journey ever. In which, two women gave birth, millions conceived, and one death was recorded. Used in an excuse or phrase for doing something unexplainable by referencing the event called Woodstock and can be used in the combination with "because" and "doesn't matter"
ex. 1
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room
Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.
ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof
Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)
ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!
You: why?!
Bum: because its Woodstock!
You: its 2011!
Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!
*Can be used on any question*
Bro: You getten' erect in the locker room
Other guy: Doesn't matter man its Woodstock.
ex. 2
Little Brother: why are you on the roof
Big Bro: Because it woodstock! (jumps to shallow end in pool while on acid)
ex. 3
Bum: (playing guitar) Give me change!
You: why?!
Bum: because its Woodstock!
You: its 2011!
Bum: Doesnt matter man its Woodstock!
*Can be used on any question*
by JAB Team February 4, 2011
Woodstock 99 was a rock festival held on the Griffis Air Force Base in Rome, New York, USA, starting on Thursday 22 July 1999, and ending 3 days later that Sunday. The event was one of the 3 festivals (alongside Woodstock '94) that attempted to emulate the "peace, love, and music" of the hippie movement more often than not associated with the original Woodstock '69 festival held in Bethel, NY. The festival is universally branded as a dismal failure marred with sexual violence, vandalism, drug trafficking, rioting, and fires. Many famous acts at the festival include Limp Bizkit, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Korn, DMX, Metallica, Kid Rock, Insane Clown Posse, Rage Against the Machine, and The Tragically Hip.
All in all, 44 arrests were made, 2 people (the media loves to say 3 people) died, 4 sexual assaults were identified, and thousands were injured.
All in all, 44 arrests were made, 2 people (the media loves to say 3 people) died, 4 sexual assaults were identified, and thousands were injured.
by WOODSTOCK GUY April 21, 2022
by IRCheshire April 9, 2018