the woodpecker

When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously

My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.

by Tsmitnig December 5, 2014

Woodpecker

when you are wearing a hat, and you use the bill to hit people with, while still wearing it. very similiar action to that of a woodpecker bird.

Tony purposely put on his hat so he could annoy the shit out of everyone when he woodpeckered them

by itGurl May 9, 2014

Woodpeck

When a woman viciously beats on a dick; also known as a hand job.

Wow, have you felt that girl woodpeck?

by Imawesome12233 March 16, 2010

woodpecker

The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.

Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.

by T-dawg number 2 July 31, 2006

woodpecker

a person that chokes alot when giving a guy head

she is such a woodpecker, she can't deepthroat.

by Woodpecker October 5, 2006

woodpecker

a girl who bites a guys dick while giving him a blowjob

charlene africa is a woodpecker

by phjls83 August 18, 2003

Woodpecker

When a macerated queer takes a man from behind at the speed of a woodpeckers beak annihilating Oak.

I was limping down for breakfast in the morning due to the night before my arse swallowing a cock that was being thrusted at the rhythmic pace of a woodpecker's beak kissing fresh bark.

by LouieFerook October 5, 2016