Wonky

(adj) A term to describe the effects one feels after consuming the drug ketamine. The more ketamine consumed the more wonky the person becomes. There are different levels of wonky: from slightly wonky to wonked the fuck out.

"Wow that K was fire! I'm so wonky I don't even know who you are!"

by WonkyMcSkipper September 3, 2012

Wonkie

An absolute faggot will suck any dick on site when you call someone gay your most likely thinking about him he is also a mega devourer of meat and just absolutely obliterates cocks and glizzy just an overall homosexual and personally I’d stay away from this fag he may be contagious

Damn your acting like a Wonkie

by Derrickisgay555 June 27, 2021

Wonky

When someone is a out of it even though they aren’t under the influence diagnosed with the wonks

Mia: the colors of the stars are so bright tonight... I can see it in your eyes

Me: yea mia’s extra wonky tonight 🙄

by dirtyrupees December 3, 2018

wonky

lop-sided

ben- Did you see shelby's eyes?
Patrick- Yeah, they're really wonky.
stupid

by ben patrick January 13, 2009

Wonky

A feeling of feeling weird, feeling off, almost delirious...

"Everything in my reality was weird, I was definitely feeling wonky"

by Just Sarah76 May 13, 2014

Wonkie

Humourous cartoon or caricature on political or satirical themes. Usually not very sophisticated in terms of drawing.

The wonkie about the recent elections in the paper last sunday was hilarious.

by pm786 April 30, 2009

wonky

Fucked up.

That goddamn roller coaster made me feel wonky.

by Anonymous July 13, 2003