'Wiitard' wee • tard, Wiitarded, Wiitardation; video gaming parlance; contraction of 'Nintendo Wii' (video game console made by the Nintendo corporation) and 'retard' (to delay or hamstring; someone who suffers from an intellectual or learning disorder which slows or curtails mental development).
1. A person who plays with a Nintendo Wii (or Wii-U) video games console
2. A person who plays 'casual' (child orientated) video games
3. A person who fawns upon the Nintendo brand name
'Timmy plays Super Smash Brothers?! What a Wiitard!'
'This game is too easy- it's Wiitarded.'
'There are too many Wiitards in this gaming forum for us to hold a mature discussion.'
1) person that goes absolutely bonkers over playing the Wii and can play 25 hours a day if you let them
2) one who constantly insists on being Player 1 (as opposed to 2, 3, or 4)
SYMPTOMS:
Eyes are generally bugging out like they drank a gallon of spoiled green colored Hershey's chocolate syrup when they are playing
While playing Wii Sports, Jacquie whined and cried until Melanie let her be Player 1, so Melanie told her to stop being such a Wii-tard!